Disclaimer: Nooooo, not mine. Back off, not mine.

~~ Neo, Trinity and Morpheus are standing on the roof ~~

Morpheus: "Do you believe it now, Trinity?"

Trinity: "Yeah, I believe you're the biggest third wheel! You always show up at inappropriate moments!

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~~ The Oracle ~~

Oracle: "Oh, and don't mind the window."

Neo: "What window?"

A mouse appears.

Neo: "YIIIKES!!!!"

The windows break.

Oracle: "That window."

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Oracle: "Okay, open you mouth, say aaah."

Neo: "Aaaaah."

Oracle: *backs off* "Wow! Someone here is in serious need of a fresh mint!"

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Oracle: "Here, take a cookie. Oh, and don't mind the floor."

Neo: "What floor?" *takes a bit of the cookie but immediately spits it out*

Oracle: "That floor."

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Oracle: "Here, take a cookie."

Neo: "No thanks."

Oracle: "C'mon, they're good."

Neo: "Really no, I'm not a cookie person."

Oracle: "Look kid, I didn't bake those for nothing. TAKE A COOKIE!! NOW!!"

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~~ Spoon Boy ~~

Spoon Boy: "Do not try and bend the spoon, sir. That's impossible."

Neo: "What are you talking about off course it's possible." *bends spoon with his hands*

Spoon Boy: "Instead, only try to realize the truth."

Neo: "Helloooooo kid I just bend that spoon!" *waves spoon before SB's eyes*

Spoon Boy: "There is no spoon."

Neo: "Are you even listening to me?"

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~~ Stupid Windows. ~~

Tank: "Operator."

Morpheus: "Tank we need an exit out of here, fast."

A message pops up at the computer screen saying:

"Windows has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

Tank: "Er guys, this may take a lil longer then expected."

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~~ Wake up. ~~

Trinity on computer: "Wake up Neo."

Neo: "Huh?"

Trinity: "Follow the red kitten."

Suddenly the stench of cat urine fills the room.

Neo: "Uh oh."

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