(Written by: Sarah S. and Lindsey B. Edited by Lindsey B.)
I don't own any of these characters but if I did…. MUAHahaha (you get the picture)
(At my huge house south Jersey shore (next to doctor Weirds' factory))
Knives: man last night I was fucking this guy in the ass, he turned around and grabbed my balls, and I was like, "What the fuck, I'm not gay!"
Vash: drools So many pictures. Looking at yaoi
Knives: I bet I'm in one of those blushes
Sarah: hovering over shoulder, drools Yep.
Lindsey: Yeah, with your bitch ass slave Legato.
Legato: I never fucked Knives... I rather eat a pastry.
Knives: LIER!
Vash: Damn Legato you eat too much.
Legato: I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat, it's a vicious never ending cycle. Crying into Vash's chest
Vash: Damn baby.
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Lindsey, Knives, and Legato together in harmony: OH WOW! drools
Knives and Lindsey together: I would sure like to hit that! look at each other HEY!
Knives: starts choking Lindsey You will never say something like that again!
Lindsey: Okay, okay! Gag choke COUGH
Sarah: Stun guns Knives
Lindsey: Holy fuck looks in mirror shit now I have to put more make-up on then usual!
Knives falls to the floor flopping around
Vash: Good night floppy…kicks him
Sarah: OH my god in the corner of the site it says we love psycho bishies and it has a picture of Legato. Haaaa Legatos on the site!
Knives and Lindsey: Buahahahahahahahaha!
Legato: THATS NOT ME I SWEAR!
Midvalley: Doesn't surprise me… Dodges a punch from legato
Lindsey: rolls around on floor laughing
Knives: punches Legato Don't try and hit Midvalley!
Midvalley: stares
Knives: What?
Legato: But, but, but... Waaaaahhh grabs lipstick and runs into his room
Vash: More like grabs lotion… Hahaha!
Lindsey: Sarah, what are you DOING?!?!?! Looks around What happened to everyone... Yah know what fuck this shit! goes into some room and lifts up picture on wall to find secret compartment for her stash of weed There it is! rolls big ass joint and lights up Ppppffffffttttt puff puff holds it in Awww the goos shit. lets it all out
Knives: Sniff, sniff What is that smell?
(BEEP, BEEP, BEEP) smoke alarm
Lindsey: Oh shit the smoke alarm. Hahahahahaha opens window, running around in circles paranoid EVERYONES OUT TO GET ME!
Sarah: CALM DOWN! And look at Vincent take his pants off!
Legato: STRIP, STRIP, STRIP!
Lindsey: TOKE, TOKE, TOKE, TOKE takes a hit of joint Oh yes!
Vash: drools
Sarah: drools
Wolfwood: I don't get it I want to see Vash take it off.
Goku: Damn straight gets punched by Vegeta
Goku: Ooowwwiee!
Knives: We all wanna see that.
Vash: Blushes
Sarah: Yeaaaaaah…
Knives: You're not the only one. Hehe.
Midvally: I don't know what you guys see in him, why not me?
Wolfwood: Oh I would like to see that.
Legato: Same here. Vash is not THAT sexy…
Sarah: Of course he is!
Lindsey: drool I'm soooo high right now. passes out
Knives: Should I rape her collapsed body, showed I not rape her body?
Trunks and Goten: walk in from nowhere and steal all Lindsey's weed
Millie: My sister once told me that if I touched my self I kill a kittie...
Knives: WHAT THE FUCK?
Dominique: Your sister was very wrong.
Knives: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU Dominique!
Lindsey: I'm really confused... Hey where is all my weed!
Vash: Ok if they call an orange "orange", then why not call an apple red? Orange squirts him in the eye You bastard! Throws against wall, Playing tomb raider Yeah that's it grunt for me again... Yeah….
Knives: Vash, I thought you only went for guys?
Vash: I'm bi.
Lindsey: I'm straight…
Vash: Good for you.
Knives: I'm straight... in some ultimate universe that is.
Sarah: I like Vash.
Legato: OKAY I ADMIT IT I HAVE A FOOD FETISH!
Vash: We weren't even talking bout that…
Legato: I knew that.
Midvalley: rubs ass
Legato: I was just kidding.
Midvally: No you weren't remember that time when you stuck
poc...mommmwm. Legato put his hand over Midvally's mouth
Knives: I have that on tape too.
Lindsey: Hahahah! Yeah well I got lipstick on tape!
Knives: What lipstick! Bulges eyes
Lindsey: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Runs away
Wolfwood: I got little church boys with priests on tape.
Vash: God that's gross.
Millie: One time my daddy bought a video camera home and he told me to take off all my clothes and then he shoved his big hard cock in my little vagina... it was so cool.
every ones mouth drops
Wolfwood: Ahhh big lady! runs
Millie: Wait, Wolfwood! I WANT YOUR MAN MEAT!
Lindsey: They are such a perfect couple.
Vash: Nicky come back, me too!
Sarah: Grabs Vash's collar We have plans mister.
Vash: Yes ma'am.
Knives: Lara Croft has really big tities...
Vash: Making her jump in the video game Yeah!
Lindsey: WAH! My sister came back home!
Knives: Now I can't masturbate and look at porn on the computer.
Lindsey: punches Knives in the face no wonder my keyboard was all sticky!
Legato: No that was more my fault, with my banana milk shake.
Vash: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm on fire runs Lara in a circle
Lindsey: Wow I'm wearing a skirt.
Vash: Oh my god, I died right by the fucking water and then fell in.
Knives:
Muahahahahahahah her tities got all crispy!
Cartman: Whoa! YA BUTT LICKER!
Lindsey: Hahaha he called Legato a butt licker.
Kyle: Cartman, what are you doing you fat fuck?!
Vash: Hahahah!
Cartman: I don't know I just walked in.
Sarah: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!
Lindsey: I think I need to go buy a door!
Legato: I'm hungry picks up Kenny and eats him alive
Stan: OH MY GOD they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Lindsey: Hey you little eight year olds get out of my hizzous.
Knives: Yeah this entertainment is too mature for you.
Cartman: Shut the fuck up you stupid pussy!
Knives: gasps
south park kids leave
Millie: Well that was interesting.
Lindsey: It sure was.
Vash: Still running in circles bursts into flame around crotch, runs in circles Wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm on fire!
Sarah: tries to put his crotch out with her mouth
Lindsey: You douche bag, what are you doing?
Vash: Still runing in circles Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm on fire.
Lindsey: Lifts leg and pees on him That's how you do it.
Sarah: I was doing it better!
Knives: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
Vash: Eww doggie piss.
Sarah: Hahah yea cause you are a bitch.
Lindsey: Moooo no I'm a cow.
Vash: Hahahahahahah Lara has health pills.
Lindsey: Last night I think I almost O.D. on these cramp pills that my doctor gave me. I passed out after I took three and I thought I was dead!
Vash: I'm in the SANCTUARY OF NEPTUNE!
Knives: Are you on the planet Neptune? Wait, if you're on Neptune how am I talking to you?
Vash: No SANCTUARY dumb ass. It's a game.
Knives: Oh, OH!
Lindsey: Yeah you dumb ass.
Vash: Aaaaaaahhhhhh I'm in a tunnel filled with water and spikes are coming out of the walls.
Lindsey: Umm I don't really care... I hope you die actually... Where is Sarah?
Knives: Lindsey how dare you say that to my brother!
Trunks and Goten in other universe: smoke a whole lot of weed from Lindsey's stash
Lindsey: Legato have you seen my stash?
Goku: Goten and Trunks got it.
Sarah: That's my little stoner.
Lindsey: How would you know that?
Goku: cause I can sense their retardedness kicking in.
Lindsey: Oooo…
Millie: I have never done pot... my sister says its bad and a sin.
Lindsey SHUT THE FUCK UP Punches Millie
Wolfwood: Not if god doesn't know.
Legato: Where is Midvalley I'm getting a little horny!
Midvalley: Right here!
Legato: Where were you? Don't lie to me! Begins to crush heart
Midvalley: I went out to get a drink grabs chest
Legato: Okay so your really drunk…Stops killing him Oh Middy you're making me so hot! Reaches down and grabs crotch
Midvalley:
moans
Legato: It's so big.
Lindsey: Oh my god Grabs video camera
Knives: GET A ROOM!
Midvalley: Starts to strip Legato
Knives: Noooooooo you're making me jealous!
Midvalley: Flips Knives off
Knives: Bets down on knees and begins to cry
everyone gasps
Midvalley: Starts furiously making out with legato
Lindsey: Srops camera Oh my god Knives is - is - is crying over a boy!
Midvalley: Why when Knives does something every one has to stop breathing? I'm going to get drunk again.
Legato: Shut up man meat and fuck me!
Midvalley: Okay.
Lindsey: Shit I broke my camera.
Lindsey: Sarah can I borrow your camera?
Sarah: No I have no more film left.
Lindsey: Falls to knees
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Aww I guess you can tape over Goku and our wedding.
Lindsey: OKAY THANKS hugs
Knives: crawls in corner to find a bong sitting there packed with weed What is this doing here? Looks around, begins to journey into the beautiful life of weed for the first time
Midvalley: breathless Lets go get some thing to eat Legato.
Legato: I feel like chocolate pudding with a side of pocky.
Midvally: lights up, takes a drag ( isn't Wolfwood the chain smoker? we will never know…)
Legato: Rubs tummy
Midvally: Stares No pocky!
Lindsey: Yeah, why would you wanna eat pocky after that? YUCK!
Midvalley: Oh god, ok, no pocky? Remembering that night Ok let's get pocky, NOW!
Legato: Yyaaaayyy!!!
Midvalley: Grabs Legato and runs
Lindsey: Pukes
Knives: Comes from no where Hahahahahahahah ... big stoner smile Where am I?
Lindsey: In my house…
Knives: Really?
Vash: Looks at Knives closely Oh my god you're stoned…
Knives: No I'm not! Sways back and forth uncontrollably
Vash: Grabs Sarah's hand We're getting out of here the last time he got stoned I woke up bleeding from my anus. Goes in room
Lindsey: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY WEED!!!
Knives: No man I just found this stuff in the corner I was hiding in Goes in garage and grabs latter
Lindsey: NOW WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU FOUND MORE!! BITCH!
Knives: Puts latter against big house
Lindsey: Knives get down here don't you dare jump!
Knives: Is on rouf I AM AN ANGEL I CAN FLY Jumps off rouf and lands flat on face in dirt
O.o
Vash: What the hell was that? On top of Sarah in some room
Sarah: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Pulls him by hair
Lindsey: Runs over to Knives Are you okay?
Knives: Of course. Passes out
Legato: Boy that was some good pocky.
Midvalley: rubbing ass, winces Yea.
Legato: What happened to my master, Lindsey?
Lindsey: points to latter, then rouf, then Knives with out saying a word
Legato: I see…
Wolfwood: He jumped off a roof Falls over with laughter
(Lindsey roof is spelled roof)
Lindsey: I knew that
Wolfwood: Sure you did.
Lindsey: punches Wolfwood's Jewish nose
Wolfwood: I'm not Jewish, damn the Jews!
Lindsey: You have their nose…
Lindsey: Fucking kike nose!
Vash and Sarah: Walk out of room Sarah rubbing ass Well… stares at knives Ok then.
Vash: I got a big nose too.
Legato: Hey, hey stop with the racist comments.
Lindsey: Vash, we all know you like to nose fuck people but please shush about it. Muahahahaha!
Vash: Big brother what happened?
Lindsey: He is unconscious dumbass.
Wolfwood: God damn it! I hate my life, Vash fuck me now!
Vash: I'm kinda tired.
Wolfwood: NOWWWWWWW!!!
Vash: OK!
Sarah: Ooohh me too.
Wolfwood: Fine. All three go in room
Lindsey: I'm the only one who didn't get laid today!
Midvalley: Aw god now I want more Grabs Legato starts ripping his clothing off
Knives: Get a ro-ro-room!
Lindsey: Knives you're alive yeah come on let's fuck! Drags Knives' body back into house
Knives: No Onna your disgusting struggles
Lindsey: Have you ever even tried it with a girl?
Midvalley and Legato are doing it in the yard
Knives: Uuuhhh, no.
Legato: OH YEAH, OH YES BITCH, HARDER, HARDER!!!!!
Midvally: Oh god!
Lindsey: Then how do you know it's disgusting?
Knives: Can I walk for myself?
Lindsey: Sure. Stops dragging
Knives: Okay, I guess we can fuck.
Lindsey and Knives go into secret stash room and don't come out for
awhile
(Don't read this part if your grossed out by gays…)
Legato: Pumping himself Fuck me harder in the ass!
Midvalley: What, aren't you doing me?
Legato: No you're doing me. Don't you like the change sweety?
Midvalley: No I want you to do me, damn it. NOW, DO ME!
Legato: Pull it out of my ass then!
Midvalley: Pushes down on Legato
Legato: Back arches AH!
Midvalley: Moans he pushed in time with Legato's thrusts
(Scene cuts to Goku) (GAY PARTS OVER)
Goku: Where is every one?
Trunks: stoned off his ass Man where am I? Do you know where my house is?
Goten: I do.
Trunks: I wouldn't trust your stoned ass.
Goku: Wow! Ear against door that Sarah, Wolfwood, and Vash are in I think every ones doing it. Glances out sliding glass door sees Legato and Midvalley in yard… HOLY SHIT!
Goten: Man right in the middle of the yard!
Millie: Hey you guys one time at band camp I stuck a trumpet in my friends ass…
Dominique: Millie you're a lesbian right?
Millie: no...
Dominique: Pulls Millie's hair Now you are. Drags her in secret room
Trunks: Sweet! Listens to door Millie and Dominique are in
Goten: Dad where is mom?
Goku: Which one? I'm so confused.
(Ummm) Goten: My bitchier one.
Goku: Chi-chi? She's dead -Sarah- your real mom killed her.
Lindsey: Hey Goku got any lotion?
Lindsey: Knives is allergic to the name brand kind soo got any home made?
Goku: Sure Hands Lindsey lotion
Lindsey: Yay! disappears
Legato:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Goten: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Vash: from other room Aaaaaaahh I'm on fire!
Everyone laughs
Sarah: oh yea you are.
Goku: Runs into back yard Oh my god, it's like homo house here! Self-destructs killing every one
(Okay that's the end)
THEE END!
(If this offended you in anyway ……… you're gay! (literally)