How To Conquer High School In Five Steps
1. Have lots of friends.
Irving Du Bois was walking around the school, handing out free candy to everyone passing by.
"Hey, wanna be my friend?" he'd excitedly ask everyone.
The answer was simple; everyone replied with a "No, you creep."
2. Know when to raise your hand.
"And the answer t-"
"68?"
"Wait until I'm done talking, Buford!"
"68?"
"That is correct, Baljeet!"
Buford scowled at the nerd. Baljeet smirked in return.
3. Keep quiet.
*incoherent whispers are heard*
"Buford Van Stomm!" Ms. Garcia-Shapiro (she was teaching for the year) yelled.
Said bully's ears perked up at the yell.
"Why can't you never keep quiet during the lesson?! Why can't you ever be like Ferb?!" Her fingers pointed to said boy, who was quietly reading a book.
Frustrated, she marched back to her desk, not hearing the snicker from Ferb. Buford groaned.
4. Entertain yourself.
Phineas was hastily drawing up a blueprint, not caring if he paid attention or not. He was too smart for this class anyways.
*SNAP*
Phineas looked up and groaned, handing the blueprint to the teacher's wide-open hand.
He glared at him and walked away.
5. Be yourself.
"Soooo...I've had a huge crush on you for the past five years now and this question has been plaguing me; will you go out with me?"
"Yeah, sure."
"So, it's a date then?"
"Yeah." The two parted ways for their next class; "Thanks for confessing, Isabella!"
"Oh, it was no problem…
...Ferb."
That caught everyone off-guard, did it not? I'm so evil. Yes, I have taken a liking to Ferbella…
So, backstory time:
I was reading this 'Phineas and Ferb go to high school' fic, when I thought I would make one myself; it would be too cliché though. So, as I was writing the fifth chapter of NGIT, this little story pops into my head. And I'm like, omg gotta write this one shot! So, yeah; here I am.
Also I've stopped using LibreOffice and am using Google Docs now. :D
Hope you enjoyed! Oh, yeah; I don't own P&F, only this story.
My name is IrresistibleCookie (even though I'm not what the username seems) and I'll see you all in the next chapter (of NGIT or TWP!) Munching out since 2014.