Steamed Cakes
(A/E: Since the Steamed Hams meme from The Simpsons episode '22 Short Films About Springfield: is SO popular, I'm gonna do it with MLP characters. Enjoy it!)
Spitfire was invited by Rainbow Dash to have dinner in her house She brought a bottle of Apple cider as she pressed the doorbell.
DING-DONG!
Dash answered it.
"Well, Rainbow, I made it- despite your directions." Spitfire said.
"Ah. Captain Spitfire. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an awesome lunch time!
" Yeah.
Spitfire put the bottle in the bucket of ice on the table as Dash went to her kitchen just to find smoke coming out of her oven. She opened it and found her roast on fire.
"Sweet, Celestia! My roast is ruined!" Dash screamed as she looked down from her window at Sugarcorner "But what if I were to purchase cupcakes and disguise them as my own cooking? Oh, ho, ho, ho. Dashie, you're awesome.
She was about to jump and fly off until Spitfire came out to bust her.
Intro:
Singers:
Ah- Dashie with her crazy explanations.
Captain Spitfire's gonna need her medication.
When she hears Dashie's lame exaggerations.
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
"RAINBOW!" Spitfire angrily yelled.
"Captain!" Dash exclaimed "I was just- uh, just stretching my wings on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?"
"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Rainbow?" Spitfire asked.
"Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke" Dash answered. "It's steam. Steam from the steamed steaks we're having. Mmm. Steamed steaks"
Spitfire only gave her a suspicious look and got out of the kitchen.
"Phew" Dash jumped and flew off down to Sugarcorner.
A few minutes later, Dash went back with a silvef plate.
"Captain, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering cupcakes!" Dash said.
"I thought we were having steamed steaks" Spitfire reminded.
"D'oh, no" Dash opened the silver platter, revealing cupcakes "I said steamed CAKES. That's what I call cupcakes.
"You call cupcakes steamed cakes?
"Yes. It's a regional dialect."
"Uh-huh. Uh, what region?"
"Uh, upstate Manehattan"
"Really. Well, I went there once and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed cakes."
"Oh, it's a recent place."
"I see"
They both started eating.
"You know, these cupcakes are quite similar to the ones they have at Sugarcorner.
"Oh, no. Patented Rainbow cupcakes. Old family recipe.
"For steamed cakes.
"Yes."
"Yes. And you call them steamed cakes despite the fact that they are obviously baked.
She showed her the obviously baked appearance of the cupcake. Making Dash extremely nervous.
"Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second".
She stood up.
"Of course"
Rainbow Dash went back to the kitchen, which was on fire. Then she came back with a sleepy sigh.
"Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. But I'm sleepy.
'Yes. I should be-" then Spitfire panicked when she saw the fire in the kitchen "Sweet Celestia! What is happening in there?!"
"Aurora Rainboom" Dash answered.
"Uh- Aurora Rainboom?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Equestria, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
"Yes".
Spitfire got a BIG curiousity.
"May I see it?"
'Huh...excuse me another minute"
Dash went back to the kitchen, jumped and flew off out of the window. But this time she flew around her house really fast to create a wind strong enough to extinguish the flames and finished it with creating a Sonic Rainboom!
She finally came back.
"Now you can see it"
Spitfire entered and watched the 'Aurora Rainboom' that Dash created.
"Wow...it looks beautiful" Spitfire commented.
"Like northern lights" Dash commented.
"Well, Rainbow Dash, you are an odd fellow. But I must say you steam a good cake."
Dash just clean off some sweat with her wing.
The End