I don't own Resident Evil. Please, no suing. And I have a bad spelling, so don't go hard on me and be kind, mina ^v^
Enjoy the fic.
This is Ada's only leaked report about Chris Redfield in RE5 that you were supposed to see once you finsh it. There are supposed to be 6 more reports but were completely destroyed after Wesker had found about them, so you will not find any report when you complete the game. Too bad for us.
Ada's Report
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Chris Redfield. Also known as Christopher Redfield, a member for the 'Bioterroism Security Assessment Alliance organaization'; (B.S.A.A. for short), was sent on an investigation in Africa to find out about the shit that was going on in there. So little Chris know so far about his his dangerous little walk in the jungles there. He doesn't know he is about to face the same nightmare Leon found himself in when he lost the gamble and was forced to save the retarded president's daughter all by himself with no SWAT for backup. Stupid Politics. Of course, Chris didn't have any clue from his evil superiors either that he will meet face to face with his most hated enemies there, Wesker.
It should be mentioned that there are several things Chris considers as enemies and wrote them down in his hit-list and is planning on taking down and wiping them off the face of this planet, such as things as Umbrella, Barry Burton for not making him a Jill sandwich when he was starving to death at the Spencer's Estate, Rebecca's medical kit, McDonald's clowns, Wesker's whip and handcuffs, his inventory and the set of utinsels as well as spoons and chopsticks.
Chris had a little feeling that he might get in 'deep' trouble, so he trained and worked-out so hard that his muscles are about to crush his head now.
The only problem was that Wesker will always be stronger than Chris, and obviously kick his ass. Reasons are listed down here:
1_ He drinks milk.There for, he never get broken bones from all the wall crashing against and on him. It's Calcium and it's good for your body.
(For further information about this point, contact good ol' Dr. Birkin on his non-private E-mail at: ******** , and he will answer any of your questions.)
2_ Carrots.You may think it's a bad joke, but it's true, and Wesker proved it with eating carrots so much till his eyes turned orange.
His sight is considered better than those normal mortals, he can see in the dark WITH his shades on. That's a good advice for seeing in night for people who doesn't like the bad fashioned night-vision googles. Though, the glasses he wears is to lessen his seeing abilities for he can see through people's clothes.
Also, Wesker gets more credits for beeing chargeable and that gives him more speed to out-race Energizer's pink rabbits.
There aren't any ways to bring Wesker down, and that remains a mystery. But as long I'm the one working on this case, I'm sure his end will be by my hands.
Wait for my second report, it'll contain further information about Wesker's and Chris' unhealthy relationship, including attachments with photos and tapes I got my hands on. That if I stayed alive, of course...
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The report ends here. We couldn't locate any further information about it or the rest of the reports in the Game-Faq site when we asked the director of this game, Shinji Mikami. We hope Capcom will be kind and slip something in Wesker's drink and show us the truth Ada's working so hard to reveal.