Jake and Linda were very much in love,
Until one day Jake saw linda kissing another
Man on Christmas eve, then he made a phone call to get a coffin
For Linda for Christmas.
It was Christmas day and Jake was happier than ever,
"Where's Linda" asked his friend,
"She is here" said Jake;
Below the Christmas party,
Linda was kicking
And screaming and buried alive inside a coffin under the ground.
THE END