Akatsuki Before Christmas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any characters from Naruto. And I most certainly do not own The Nightmare Before Christmas or any songs from it. The Ocs belong to my friend Kyra, as does Kattana of the Forest.
Author's note: The Akatsuki have never experienced Christmas before, so they are dumbfounded when they see the spectacle unfolding around them. No pairings. Includes the Ocs: Shelli and Kattana from Kattana of the Forest. The song is: What's This, from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Now, please enjoy!
The Akatsuki strode from the cold cave. Underfoot lay an icy white powder that crunched lightly as they made there way outside. A harsh wind ripped at their cheeks, as fresh powder blanketed the ground.
"What's going on?" Pein questioned. His hot breath visible in the cold air.
Pein: What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere.
Tobi: What's this? There's white things in the air.
Pein: What's this? I can't believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Wake up, Pein, this isn't fair.
All: What's this?
Konan: What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong.
Deidara: What's this? There's people singing songs, un.
Kattana: What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing; everybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy? What is this?
Shelli: What's this?
Hidan and Shelli: There are children throwing snowballs here, instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead.
Itachi: There's frost on every window. Oh, I can't believe my eyes, and in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from inside.
Konan: Oh, look! What's this? They're hanging mistletoe; they kiss, why that looks so unique, inspired, they're gathering around to hear a story.
Tobi: Roasting chestnuts on a fire.
Pein: What's this?
All: What's this?
Tobi: In here they've got a little tree!
Kakuzu: How queer, and who would ever think, and why?
Deidara: They're covering it with tiny little things. They've got electric lights on strings, and there's a smile on everyone, un.
Shelli: So, now, correct me if I'm wrong. This looks like fun! This looks like fun! Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this?
Pein: Oh my, what now? The children are asleep.
Itachi: But look, there's nothing underneath.
Hidan: No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them all ensnare them, only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland.
All: What's this?
Kattana: The monsters are all missing, and the nightmares can't be found, and in their place there seems to be a good feeling all around.
Kakuzu: Instead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the air.
Tobi: The smell of cakes and pies is absolutely everywhere!
Pein: The sights, the sounds, they're everywhere and all around.
Hidan: I've never felt so good before.
Itachi: This empty place inside of me is filling up.
Deidara: I simply cannot get enough, un.
Kattana: I want it, oh, I want it, oh, I want it for my own
Shelli: I've got to know, I've got to know.
Pein: What is this place that I have found?
All: What is this?
Shelli and Kattana: It's CHRISTMAS you idiots!
Well that's it, hope you enjoyed. Review the story if you want, and feel free to ask me to make another one, just name the song you want. (P.S. Review and you get a Christmas muffin.) Ok then Bye! :)