Okay, yes, I know. I have other stories to work on, but this idea just wouldn't leave me alone. So yeah. Enjoy. Oh, and today's Neji's birthday. Not that this has anything to do with the fic. Just thought I'd mention it-
Gaara: Wait, why would I ever do this?
Because this is a fanfic.
Gaara: Meaning?
Meaning, I can make you do what I want you to. Just be glad I haven't paired you with anyone in this one. Unless-
Gaara: Well, can I at least be with Naru-chan?
Hmm, guess so...
Gaara: :D Yes!
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..."
Temari frowned. "What in the world?" she said aloud.
She had been looking for Gaara; Lady Tsunade was ready to start the meeting and the red head had been nowhere to be found. So, Temari had been sent to find him. Presently, she was in the forest just to the south east of the gates, and now this. The most disturbing thing was...that it sounded like Gaara.
Temari moved towards the clearing and felt her jaw drop.
"You do the Hokie Pokie and you turn yourself ar-"
"Gaara! What the hell are you doing?"
Gaara froze and turned to face his sister. "Nothing," he replied, his face turning pink.
"That looked like a lot more than 'nothing' to me," Temari said. She put her hands on her hips. "It looked like you were doing the Hokie Pokie."
Gaara flushed almost as dark as his hair and looked away. "Don't tell anyone...please."
Temari opened her mouth to say something along the lines of: Gaara, why in the world would I tell anyone? when Naruto popped up nearby.
"Gaa-chan's got a secret!" Naruto sang.
"If you tell anyone, I swear I'll murder you," Gaara growled.
"You'll have to catch me first," Naruto teased before taking off.
Temari watched her brother and his friend dart around the clearing a few times before Gaara seemed to remember his sand.
Gaara stopped, panting heavily. He wasn't built for this crap. He snapped his fingers and the sand slipped out of his gourd, which was resting against a nearby tree trunk, and wrapped around Naruto, dragging him back. "Don't tell anyone," Gaara repeated.
Naruto thought about it for a time before grinning like a fox and saying, "Let me join you."
A strange look passed across Gaara's face before the sand slid from Naruto to surround both of them.
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." was heard, slightly muffled by the sand.
Temari shook her head and walked off. And here she'd thought her brother had been crazy before he met Naruto...
A/N: Short, pointless drabble. But the idea came to me when I was talking to my friend yesterday. We were talking about the Hokie Pokie of all things, and I just thought "Wouldn't it be funny if Gaara did the Hokie Pokie in his free time?" ^^ And then it wouldn't leave me alone. =.=; But, anyway, here it is.