Oberon's view of everyone

Titiana: the insufferable, unfaithful, worthless bitch of a wife that I had the misfortune of marrying. She spends most of her time doing anything but her job as queen and she seems to think that she is the greatest person in the world (which she totally isn't).

Robin Goodfellow: I somehow got stuck with him as one of my loyal servants, although he can't follow orders and he causes trouble wherever he goes. I like him better than Titiana; he at least is loyal and keeps things interesting. Still don't know why he likes my daughter so much, it's kinda creepy.

Queen Mab: a cold ice bitch incapable of feelings, and she keeps humans as pets. Now she only has one son, you'd think she'd take better care of them, or at least make sure they were mentally stable. Still don't like Ash, he needs to stop pining after my daughter. I made her and I don't even have any say in the boys that she dates.

Ash: he needs to get away from my daughter. I really want to wring his neck some days, he never shows up at the meetings to see my daughter, but according to Mab he spends his days pining after Meghan in the most pathetic way. If I learn that he has defiled my daughter I will rip his overused balls off, castrate him, and shove his manhood up his ass.

Meghan: my daughter and last living child. I actually do care about her more than just as a pawn in the game of royal conquest, and hell she's doing pretty well for being about 18 or so years old and half human. Although I don't know what she sees in Ash, and I'd much rather see her with Puck that having to bear looking at her with that winter prince.

Glitch: I don't know much about this one, but he's around my daughter far too much for me to approve of him or even remotely like him. I also detest the way that he seems to think that he can be accepted among us real fey with him being an iron fey and all. If he thinks that he can make a move on my daughter without me knowing he's wrong, I have an eye on that iron fey.

Grimmalkin: really he's a cat, and a very annoying one at that. I suppose I can't complain though considering that he saved my daughter several times in the past few years. He is also very clever and managed to put one over my, I will kill that blasted cat one day if it's the last thing that I do, although I'm not making a promise on that one. In case I hold myself to it and the cat really screws me over in a really bad way. Did I mention I hate cats, give me a dog any day, but a cat, hell no?

There are very few people that I like in this world, or in any other for that matter.

Puck: hey Oberon I was stalking your daughter and I saw Glitch kiss her on the nose. Can I kill him?

Oberon: hell no, that bastard is all mine, his ass will decorate my wall for what he did to my daughter.

Puck: if he only kissed her nose, what will you do to me if I said I made out with her?

Oberon: that's different, I actually kinda like you, you're allowed to love my daughter, as in you have my permission, it's everyone else that has to ask permission. Now where is Glitch, I need to murder him.