Al Pal: This a collab between my sister and I.

A Small Voice: Hi! This is our first fanfic, posted on at least.

Al Pal: We do not own Harry Potter: the books or the movies. They belong to JK Rowling

A Small Voice: If we owned them, then I would have my Pottermore email by now. Hello! Almost October! Grrr.

Al Pal: Calm down smallie who is bigger than me. The doctor says not for long though.

A Small Voice: I'll enjoy my obvious tallerness for as long as that will take shortie. For those who are still reading, feel free to laugh. I did the notes for this one.

Al Pal: We added a couple things and some events count as multiple for fun so do not yell at us.

A Small Voice: On with the story. :D

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

1. Starvation/Beatation at Dursleys'

Spoilee Dudley and Spoiler Parents no like Harry and often don't give him really anything. This could have resulted in his death ages ago.

2. Stalkeration by Hagrid (driving Dursleys nuts)

Letters. Letters. Everywhere! Mr Dursley freaks out and drags the whole family all over. And Dudley gets a free tail!

3. Crowd Control

-Oh My God! It's Harry Potter! Everybody loves Harry, right? He's so famous, but that crowd could very easily have crushed him. Overzealous fans. :D

4. Quidditch/ "Learning to Fly"

He easily could have crashed. 'nough said.

5. Halloween Troll

Must there be a comment? It's a giant twenty foot or taller mountain troll that smells really bad and attacks a bunch of unexperienced kids! What cement for friendship? Well, seeing as Hermoine easily could've been dead if she'd been left alone with it for any longer.

6. Baby Dragon

Ron got a bite. It could have been Harry. And any of them could have burned up. Just something to think about for later Hagrid.

7. Forbidden Forest Detention

Malfoy, you're such a wimp. (Al Pal's call)

8-9. Three Headed Dog

Twice it almost gobbled them up. Nom nom nom. No more Harry Potter. Thanks Hagrid.

10. Devil's Snare

Then, make a fire!

There's no wood!

Are you a witch or not, Hermoine?

Best. Line. In. Book. One.

11. Flying Keys

Let's all fly at Harry. What would've happened if they hadn't gotten the door closed in time? Hmm. That's hundreds of impacts, and if one sharp object can kill someone...

12. Giant Chess

One wrong move...

13. Potions Riddle

Take this bottle, and you will die. Take that bottle, and you will die slower. Take those bottles and nothing happens. Take that bottle and you go back. Take this one and you go forward. Take this one.

14. Death by Quirrel/Voldemort

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A Small Voice: If you think of any more, please let us know and we'll include them in the next chapter which will be Book Two.

Al Pal: There's book one for ya! Hope you enjoyed it.

A Small Voice: Review, Fave, Alert. Do whatever you want to. Please don't be anonymous. We like all people.

Al Pal: And we're not terrified of flames. : D I don't even know what that means.

A Small Voice: Till next time!