A/N: Hiii! This iis my first EVER iCarly fic. Go me. Woot.

Dislaimer: iNoOwniCarly.

If there was ever something that Freddie Benson knew, it's that you don't ever, EVER make Sam Puckett mad. Unfortunately, today, for God knows WHAT REASON, he decided to try. That's right. He tried to anger Sam on purpose.

When he told Carly Shay this, her first words to him were, "Are you crazy? Do you WANT to die?"

To which Freddie replied, "I just love it when she gets feisty."

So yesterday, Freddie tried his hardest to piss off Sam, to no avail. Until, as if he was struck by the magic lightning of inspiration, it came to him.

"I'll tell her...that I'm in love with her." he mused to himself.

Poor Freddie didn't understand then how much this little lie would hurt Sam, or how quickly it would turn into the truth.

A/N: Well, there is the introduction. Not very long, I know, but...it's just an intro. REVIEW AND I WILL UPDATE. Oh, and if the paragraphs are doing something funny, it's not my fault, okay? R&R. (Read and Review). :)