Spongebob's Girlfriend

Spongebob woke up to eary silence usally his alarm clock should be ringing but the kid woke up was too early. He was so excuberant he had his first date this afternoon with a fish he met online. He checked his online profile 17 messages he glanced at them and deleted each one there was no room for anyone but Clueless213. He shut down the computer and headed towards his closet. He could feel his heart beating from withen this chest. He winced at Gary.

"Soon you will see me at my wedding."

"MEOW"

He danced throuh his daily chores and slipped on his Krusty Krab hat. He dashed down to Patrick.

"Patrick!" he yelled while knocking on the rock. Suddenly his pink friend emmerged from underneath the cold rock.

"You woke me up Spongebob"

"I know Pat but i need help i have a date."

Squidward peered from his flowers and stared down the yellow sponge.

"A girlfriend, you?" Spongebob nodded and turned back to Patrick not noticing Squidward's giggles. Patrick taped his chin.

"I havn't had a girlfriend since the third grade!" Patrick proclaimed and returned to his rock. Spongebob tapped his chin.

"Well now what?" he looked up at Squidward his skin was icy blue flying off his skin. His eight tentacles curled at his small weist. Spongbob smiled at Squidward and walked on to work. Squidward ran after Spongebob flailing his arms and screaming. Finally Spongbob turned around.

"Yea?"

"You still need help"

"Nope."

"But I can help you."

Spongebob looked to the side and to the ground.

"Face it Squid you are...well..."

"Ugly?!"

"Oh heavens no you have the face of an angel its just Krabs already told me he'd help me."

"How much?"

"Just a hundred bucks!"

"Wow cheap..."

Spongebob headed down the smoothly paved street Squidward not to far behind. He enterd the Krusty Krab full of pride and was greeted by Mr. Krabs.

"Congradulations! My boy!"

Spongbob beamed of pride in himself he had never felt so alive. Mr. Krabs led him to his office and made in sit in a soft leather chair. Spongebob's mind raced with pure excitment.

"Now my boy," Mr Krabs started "Its simple some flowers a nice resteraunt and your homefree"

"Can i play my ukelale?"

"No."

"Plankton thought it was cool."

"Plankton is a one eyed freak."

"Not to mention Narcissistic."

Krabs gave him a funny look and dissmissed him to his station. Krabs checked himself out in the mirror. He wished he had a online girfriend afterall Spongbob had one. How hard could it be? He examined his red complexion.

"Maybe if i was less scarlet." He said to himself, "I bet the ladies would love Crimson."

Meanwhile Spongebobworked what seemed like days although they were only a few hours in his shift.

Finally the time had come. Spongebob raced through the Bikini Bottom bus station to meet Clueless213. He looked around the station but he couldnt find her. When he decided to give up he felt a cold fin on his shoulder,

"Yellowsquare456?"

He slowly turned around slowly preparing himself for something hes waited for his whole life.

"Yea?"

"Hi I'm Clueless213. My name is Dory. I dont rember my last name."