A/N: 1)Really sorry if Deacon is a little off, I saw the movie like two years ago and, as far as I can remember he was a little egotistical with some crazy vampire god worship thrown in. 2)SPOILERS for Buffy season 1 episode 'Angel' small but I still want to point it out. Also small teensy one for Blade the movie.
Name Dropping
"My sister is so going to kill you," sighs Dawn as she twists her arms, trying to free herself from the ropes tying her to an arm chair. "You know that right? She will rip into you like wrapping paper on Christmas morning, she killed a real live hell god to protect me so what is a minion like you going to do against her? Just untie me and I'll just slip out of the back door and ..."
"Minion?" shrieks a blond vampire "I'll have you know little girl that I am no minion I am Deacon Frost master vampire in my own right and I could kill you..."
"Oh, but mister scary master vampire you can't kill little old me," sarcasm heavy in her voice.
"And why not?" demands the still enraged vampire as he stalks closer to the chair.
"Well... um..." she starts, nervous for the first time, " I haven't quite got that far yet, but believe me its going to be good."
Deacon looks at Dawn as she struggles in the chair, pauses, and starts to sniff the air trying to place a scent in the air around the human girl.
"Uggg... with the smelling are all vampires that creepy" demands Dawn fear momentarily gone "I mean you could at least be a little discrete about it."
"Know many vampires do you?" snarks Deacon.
"Yup, of course who grows up on the Hellmouth and doesn't, I'll admit my vampire list is a bit more then most, what with Angelus, Spike, Drusilla shes a bit insane with a capital 'N' if you know what I mean, now enough with my vampire resume why where you all sniffy around me?" Asks Dawn
"Your trying to tell me that you know three quarters of the scourge of Europe?" laughs Deacon
" You obviously don't know who you've kidnapped, sweet Goddess, this is going to be good," Dawn states as she laughs darkly " Hi, my name is Dawn Summers, sister of The Slayer,capital 'T' capital 'S', Lil bit to Spike A.K.A. William the Bloody, and last but not least adopted daughter of Angelus, current head of the Scourge now that he killed Darla," stated Dawn as she smirks at the visibly shaken Deacon Frost. "So now will you untie me so I can slip out the back door before they notice I'm missing, because I have this thing this weekend and my sister so will not let me out for like a month is she finds out I've been kidnapped again." needles Dawn.
Deacon Sighs as he starts to untie the human girl he thought would be an easy sacrifice to the blood god.
The End