WELCOME TO DANGAN JEOPARDY!
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS WILL BE USING THEIR WITS TO WIN MONEY, BUT IF YOU GET THE WRONG ANSWER, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED ON SIGHT! LETS JOIN OUR CONTESTANTS SHALL WE?
Michelle Davidson from Someplaceville Oklahoma!
Henry Potsdam from Areyoukiddingme Nevada!
and Gary Fuckenok from Pallet Town Japan!
AND I AM YOUR HOST, MONOKUMA! LETS GET THIS OVER WITH. WE HAVE FOR CATAGORIES, WARRING NATIONS, DISEASES, DEATH OF FAMOUS, THE MAFIOSO, AND THE MYSTERIOUS DESPAIR CATAGORY... YOUR CALL Michelle.
Um Warring Nations for 500.
THIS TURKEY DECLARED WAR ON RUSSIA FOR THIS PIECE OF LAND, RUSSIA LOST.
What is the Crimean war?
CORRECT!
Death of Famous for 400.
THIS GUY WAS THE POWDER KEG THAT SPARKED WORLD WAR 1.
Who is JFK?
OHHH I'M SORRY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THAT WRONG, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED NOW!
NOOO! PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! PLEASE! * Dragged off by a chain wrapped around her neck, guns can be heard in the distance acompanied by screaming *
NOW THAT THAT'S OVER, LOOKS LIKE ITS YOUR CALL HENRY.
Diseases for 500.
THIS WAS THE DISEASE THAT WIPED OUT THE POPULATION FASTER THAN WORLD WAR 1 AT THE TIME.
What is the Influenza?
CORRECT!
Warring Nations for 400.
THIS COUNTRY WAS SUCEEDED BY THE QUEEN, BUT THEY FELL RIGHT INTO A WAR WITH PRUSSIA.
What is the War of Austria's Sucession?
CORRECT!
The Mafioso for 300.
KNOWN AS _, THIS GROUP SPARKED WORLD WAR 1 IN SERBIA.
What is Taliban?
OOOH SORRY, UPUPUPUPU, MWAHAHAHA! EXECUTION TIME BABY!
* chained and screaming an what not *
YOUR TURN GARY FUCKENOK!
FUCK THIS! I'M CATCHING ME SOME POKEMANZ!
OH, LOOKS LIKE TIME IS UP! COME BACK NEXT WEEK WHEN WE HAVE Ash Ketchup FROM PALLET TOWN, Miku Hatsuni FROM THIS RANDOM COMPUTER AND Professor Bayton FROM WHERE EVER THESE GAMES ARE MADE! WE WILL SEE YOU LATER!
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