Author: Here's my first Naruto fic! I hope you like it. My friend Miao and I made this so enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters. If I did Kakashi would be all mine. Bwa ha ha! XD
The truth about Naruto, it connections to it's fans and it's creator.
We're anime fans and we eat rice cakes with ketchup and sugar and red bean ice cream which has to be specially made in a clock filled with mini Garras chased by mini Miaos infected by come come paradise which leds to the private life of Jiraiya who has been missing for 20 years after the incident with the cheese cake that Naruto made out of rubber and glue which he got from the rubber tree from Mexico and the glue from a cow that Sasuke made love to because he wanted Naruto so badly but couldn't have him cause Naruto was in love with Jiraiya who didn't noice that because he was looking at Tsunade's tatas which seemed to have gotten bigger and faker everyday because she was taking drugs that Kakashi was petaling called Uberboobage: the stuff that can enlarge which is created from spineless monkeys that made the manga Naruto which they sold so they can pay for all the catnip that they ate for dinner last night and that is the story of how fruit left the house and won a million dollars though the use of kidnapping the president was pretty much gay because no one cared if the president was dead because they had a straight vice president who raped the enemy and had a kid name Fruit 2 who is a mutant who was a fan of Naruto and they lived happily ever after until the nin dogs kidnapped him and fed them to Kakashi's book which Kakashi didn't pay for cause he was high on sugar and rye bread dipped in canned fruit.
Author: Yes. It scares us too. Review!