HEY, SO I WAS WRITING WITH RUBY, AND I WROTE THIS. READ IT GUYS! :D

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random oneshot 1.0

donut what the actual fuck man

Donut was utterly confused about the scene before him.

Doc was running around screaming in terror, Epsilon was chasing the other fragments as they ran around the camp, Wash was having a shoving match with Tucker, Caboose was playing hide and seek with ...a gun? Freckles? He didn't know. Sarge was firing the tank at Simmons of all people while Grif cackled with glee, Kimball and Doyle were drinking tea, Locus and Felix were shooting wildly, the four lieutenants were stalking the mercenaries, and Carolina would just not stop screeching "Order, order!" at the chaos.

"What's going on here?" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "What the hell are you guys doing?"

Everyone paused- well, most people did. The fragments didn't stop for one second. "..Being chaotic?" called Wash hesitantly.

"Well I don't like it! Stop this nonsense!" He leapt down from his place above all of them. He shot a glare to the colorful fragment mob. "You guys too!"

"Awww, but I don't wanna..," pouted Theta. "Tag is fun!" He ran off again as Epsilon approached.

"Damnit Donut, you had one job," Epsilon growled as he sped up to match Theta's speed.

"..Hey, wait up!" shouted Donut. "You guys can join in too I guess.." Soon the camp was consumed in the largest game of tag there. Teams slowly formed, reds vs blues, as odd as it might be. There was an unspoken agreement within the teams: don't tag anyone who shares your color. If you didn't fit into the standard color scheme, you were sorted by accent color, which went by warm colors - red and cool colors - blue. This game went on for what seemed to be eternities.

The teams began to dissolve steadily, the Reds joining the Blues until there was nobody left but Donut and an exhausted Sarge on Red team. It was just him against the mob, he was alone and-

He woke up. "Oh, thank god it was just a dream!"

"Oh, hey babyyy~" Donut sat upright, chills running down his spine.

"..Doc?" he whispered. "What are you doing in my bed..?"

"Don't you remember? We-"

And then he woke up again. This time, he took a good look around. It was just him and his room, in the dark. "What the fuck, me."

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THE END.

It's safe to say I do not ship Docnut at all in the slightest. And that Theta is my fav. Also I totally stole this idea from Ruby. Man, this is short.