Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts
Oh, you're better off without her anyway
You said, you wasn't sad to see her go
Yeah, but I know you were though
"I hate the Arctic Monkeys so much dude!" Finn sighed throwing his head back.
"How do you hate Arctic Monkeys?" Mike asked him, offended.
"Yeah, they're classics. How do you not like them?" Puck shook his head. Sam came back with chips.
"Can you guys shut the fuck up?" Sam laughed. The door bell rang.
"Evan's you gonna get that?" Mike asked him.
"Nope."
"I guess I'll have to be the mature adult and get it." Puck got up. He opened the door and saw a very petite blonde standing in the door way.
"Can I help you?"
"Does Sam live here?" She asked shivering. It was snowing hard outside.
"Evans?"
"Yes. Could I please come in, it's cold as shit outside." She said, but her eyes were so emerald green that they looked beautiful.
"How do I know you aren't some psycho killer?" Puck asked her and she scoffed.
"Puckerman who is that at the- Rachel?" Sam's eyes widened in surprise. The girl (who's name was Rachel, apparently) dropped her suitcases.
"Sammy!" She exclaimed running inside, into his arms. He picked her up and squeezed her tight.
"I missed you so much." He said kissing her cheek. The boys looked at him confused. "Oh um, right. Boys, this is Rachel. My twin sister."
"What?" The three said shocked.
"You never too us that you had a twin sister!" Finn exclaimed.
"It never came up."
"How does that never come up?" Mike questioned.
"I didn't think it was that important."
"Excuse the fuck out of me, but if I had a twin sister that was pretty like yours, I would never stop talking about it!" Puck blurted out, and Rachel giggled. He blushed, not realizing what he had said.
"So Rachel what're you doing here?" Sam asked her.
"I decided to come back. I missed you." She said but Sam didn't buy it. He gave her the look that read, "We'll speak later." Rachel looked at the floor and saw the Arctic Monkeys records. "Oh my god, Arctic Monkeys!" She exclaimed taking her coat off and running to the floor.
"You like them?" Mike asked her sitting next to her. She scoffed.
"More like love them! I've been to a bunch of their shows." Puck's heart exploded.
"What's your favorite song?" He asked her. She thought for a second.
"Snap out of it." Finn groaned.
"That's like the worst one." Finn said and Mike and Rachel looked up at him offended.
"How do you not like Arctic Monkeys? They're a classic!" She said to Finn.
"I like you." Puck told her and she smiled.
"Say, why do you guys have all these Arctic Monkeys records?" She asked them.
"It's for glee club. Mr. Schue wants us to listen to them because they sent out a certain message or something." Finn said.
"Glee club?" Rachel asked, confused and a little intrigued.
"Yeah. Why could you sing?" Mike asked hopeful. They really needed another member to compete and he was gonna be pissed if it had to be Lauren Zizes.
"Before she lies, yes she could." Sam beat his sister to the punch. Ironically enough, she punched his arm. "And dance." Another hit.
"Sing for us! Please?" Puck basically begged. The boys gave her puppy dog faces.
"Fine." She sighed. Sam started to play his guitar.
So you're on the prowl wondering whether she left already or not
Leather jacket collar popped like antenna, never knowing when to stop
Sunglasses indoors par for the course, lights in the floors and sweat on the walls
Cages and poles
Call off the search for your soul or put it on hold again
She's having a sly indoor smoke,
She calls the folks who run this her oldest friends,
Sipping her drink and laughing at imaginary jokes
As all the signals are sent
Her eyes invite you to approach
And it seems as though those lumps in your throat
That you just swallowed have got you going
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Number one party anthem
She's a certified mind blower knowing full well that I don't
I may suggest there's somewhere from which I might know her
Just to get the ball to roll
Drunken monologues, confused because
It's not like I'm falling in love I just want you to do me no good
And you look like you could
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Number one party anthem
Come on, come on, come on
Before the moment's gone
Number one party anthem
The look of love
The rush of blood
The "she's with me"
The Gallic shrug
The shutterbugs
The camera plus
The black and white and the colour dodge
The good time girls
The cubicles
The house of fun
The number one party anthem
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Before the moment's gone
Number one party anthem
Number one party anthem
Number one party anthem
The boys looked at her in shock at how great her voice was. One way or another they were going to get Rachel Evans in the glee club.
Okay guys that was chapter one! I hope you guys liked it and it's a little different from A New Me but like I said it's a rewrite. If you leave a review I will answer it in the next chapter like I use to. Next chapter won't be as short. Have a good week!
Songs:
Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts- Arctic Monkeys
No.1 Party Anthem- Arctic Monkeys