This is a parody my friends. I don't own anything.
A/N: Me and my roommate comparing the episode where Cas ate all those Hamburgers in 5x18 to the character in Julian Smith's video and this is the product!
Link to video - .com/watch?v=Mj00ii1BLV8
"I MADE THIS FOR YOU"
Dean sat in his robes at the small kitchen table, staring at the large mound of waffles on Cas' plate. Castiel stared at them too, smacking his lips.
"That's a lot of waffles." Dean finally commented, blinking.
Sam walked into the kitchen looking scruffy and bewildered, holding an empty waffle box. He shook it, "You ate all the waffles?"
"Yes, I did." Cas answered. Sam approached them and leaned on the back of Dean's chair and the table.
"Could've asked us if we wanted any," Sam grouched.
"Nuh-uh," Cas shook his head,"if I give you all the waffles, then I won't get any." Dean still had a stupefied look on his face. He turned to Sam,"Sam would you like a waffle?"
"There is no more waffles! I have them all!" Cas exclaimed pointing to the aforementioned waffles.
Dean scowled, "Yea I know, it's an example."
"Why yes Dean," Sam played along," I think I'd like two waffles."
Cas looked scandalized," You can't hav- you want two of them?"
"So if Sam gets two waffles," Dean reaching to grab two sticky syrupy waffles, "and I get two waffles that still leaves eight waffles for you." Cas puffed his cheeks.
"I don't want eight waffles, I want twelve. I want twelve of them."
Dean glared and pointed to Castiel's plate," If you can seriously eat all those waffles, I will personally drive you to the store and buy you more."
Cas shook his head," I just, I just don't get why you guys get all the waffles."
"You still have more waffles than Dean and me combined," said Sam, bemused.
Cas shook his head resolutely," They're mine. I got them from the freezer and I put them on my plate."
Dean closed his eyes and looked down while Sam continued to stare at Cas.
"You guys are being selfish." Cas admonish.