Sir-Dik-Dik is back
You could care less.
MY grammar stinks.
To all the people how are tired of R VS B fics I give Yellow Vs Green.
Chapter1, get to know the teams and other people that don't matter.
Hello to all of my friends and maybe people that will actually like this story, after a long six months, or what it feels like, I have a new fic. This is inspired by my Personal favorite game of all time HALO2. I have played a 16 person frag fest and it's not rivaled by anything, maybe the Sim's2, but that's it. The characters in this story are the after math of this long and unnecessary intro. Halfway through the story and I finally realize that I need a disclaimer, I don't own Halo, Bungie does and I wish I had Red VS. Blue but I don't nor the Yellow team and Green team even though they are my creations. May I add this NO FLAMES ON GRAMMAR PLEASE and note the third sentence on the top left hand corner
It has been three months scene the death of the red team by the really freaky suicide bomb of the blue team to wipe out the red base. They drove the warthog in the red base, in blood gulge sorry if I spelt it wrong, then they planted a frag grenade to kill the rest of the team if they weren't dead already. What they weren't expecting was for the Red team to be on the roof and so they picked them off all but one that got in the back door which was a ramp, threw a grenade, and saw them die. Well three of them did, the third one had no shield and one health icon, so did the last member of the blue team. They both played a brutal contest of not blinking. Neither could tell if the other one blinked but the match went on and on and on and on until they called it a draw. With not wanting to play for the grand prize, freedom from each other and decided to form new teams, yellow and green.
The Yellow team.
The yellow team is a five-man team just like the green team here is my attempt to give you a watered down version so I can have PG-13 rating.
999jjjkiller, The leader of the group and is hated by everyone. The only reason he is in charge is because everyone else is scared of him. The body model was an Elite colored red and white with a smiley face login with an X through it. Favorite weapon is the Beam cannon. History, X-Elite captain after shooting 18 teammates in the man berries. Thinks life isn't wroth living if he has to live with young children or another reality TV show. Hates everyone but his Grandmother, why I don't know for sure.
Leon, Secondary gun man that is troubled by the sound of shuffling feet and Dairy products. The smell of a meat freezer make him have panic attacks. Kicked off the Spartan team after having a nervous break down when a McDonalds commercial came on, for the eighth time. Favorite weapon is dual SMGs. Playing style, Car jacking. Thinks that meat is the enemy and the covenant was under the influence of meat. Whishes to run naked through a wide-open field with a cow?? Armor is Sage with a Metallic polish its symbol is a red ninja.
Gyra, A Geek that still draws stick figure nudity. Picked for the team cause we couldn't think of a better person to have guard the wall. Favorite weapon, battle rifle. Playing style, sniping. Kicked off the Spartan army because they found disturbing stick figure pictures. Thinks that the Japanese will rule the US, and he wants any YU-GI-OH cards you have. Will be used to guard the flag or sit there and do nothing. Armor is Blue and a yellow polish with a dragon sign.
Will kill4 shoes, An Ex-Spartan that fell all the way to the bottom and is really really poor. Picked cause he kills for "shoes" and that is cool. Favorite weapon is duel magnums. Playing style is bait taker. Thinks that anyone can achieve anything with a few good rounds of the magnum. Kicked off the army cause... we don't know. Armor is orange with a yellow tint and symbol is a blue zero.
Master Baiter, Is a Spartan that is on vacation and some how gets mixed up with these people. Chosen to be bait so Will Kill4 Shoes can shoot that person. Favorite weapon is the brute shot. Thinks all people should sacrifice themselves for other people, I just do it more then most. Playing style is sacrificial bait. Likes fish and company. Hates war, sex, drugs, and rock music. What the hell is he thinking? Armor is yellow and a black tint with a frown with a circle around it.
The Green Team
T-bone, A good old Texas native that hates the covenant and loves his mommy. He holds the Guinness World Book of Records for the most I LOVE MOM tattoos with thirty-six all over his body, funny being the current record was seven. For having all these tattoos he was kicked off the Spartan squad. Favorite weapon, is duel plasma riffles. Thinks that your mama jokes destroy young people's minds not violent video games. Personal hates Hunters. Playing style, duck and cover and shoot. Armor yellow with outer rim orange with purple 6 with an X behind it.
Super size Me, An over weight Spartan that loves fast food and was kicked off because he was obese. Uses a small arena to his advantage by being able to take more damage than run away. Favorite weapon is the fuel rod cannon. Playing style, berserk. Thinks that video games are all to blame and he will kill all of you. Whishes to lose twenty pounds to weigh 2343 pounds in his armor. Wear gray armor with a hamburger as his logo.
The Closet is my Home, the not so, cough, straight member of the team. Is a first day Spartan that dropped out to go clothes shopping. Likes bright colors that don't scream I'm Gay! Favorite weapon, dual needlers to shot people in the butt. Playing style, risk taker. Thinks that all people should respect the way I'm. Which is true Whishes that all people will get along keep dreaming. Armor is Pink with a whit outline.
Soul brotha', Is the first ever pimp allowed in the Spartan unit. Still hasn't been fired even after breaking eighty-three rules against drugs and crude and vulgar language. Favorite weapon, Dual machine guns. Playing style is Hood style. Thinks that beep, beep, beep mother beepers. Likes big butts and he can't lie don't own that either. Whishes to make a rap album. Armor is black with a big green G on the side.
Why bother I'm blind, A good friend of mine in real life along with all these other people slightly exaggerated to make them funny, Is a one eyed sniper. Was a Spartan Elite Sniper or SES, as it will be called. Got kicked off because he lost his in a weird but funny pirate accident. Favorite weapon is well the human sniper riffle. Playing style is one-eyed snipping. We could not get any more info on this person but his armor, All brown and green to be like camouflage. Has a Hello kitty emblem on his arm. Which I don't own.
Now for the people giving you coverage form here in the both.
Sir-Dik-Dik, An average kid that likes to make jokes and loves HALO2. Also loves fan fiction the rest you can read my friggin Bio. I have all orange armor
Master Beef, all we know is he likes cheese ?? He has blue in this story.
Now for the game.
The two teams will play at Beaver creek off of Halo two. If you've played Battle Creek you know what it is. They will be playing All out, a custom game that I made. It is a mod to slayer in where the vehicles are random, weapons random, and style points are awarded for special task are preformed. The first to 25 kills wins the round, first to three rounds wins. Tie breakers will be broken by style points. See you on the battlefield next chapter peace till later.
So that is the end of chapter one. What did you think? If the lines are all screwed up it's because of my computer. The first round is dedicated to you master Beef.