Pete walked into work and saw a note that said
"SEE ME IN MY FUCKING OFFICE!". Pete went into the
bosses office and yelled "hun? What's the meaning
of this fucking profanity?". His boss Tasha said
"I'm fucking letting you go, I've found someone else
that can fuck better than you. Your fucking fired you
dumb fuck", then she ripped his heart out and held
it in her hand saying "Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart".
THE END