Disclaimar: I do not own the Sonic series nor any of the official Sonic characters. I do however own this story and the rest of the characters such as the parody sues.
Author's notes: I apologize, but I had to cancel Doomsday High School and Dark Nova Boarding School. It turns out that I wasn't able to work on both parody stories that well. I will try to update this one more often. I am attempting to put a few elements of both of the canceled stories into this. Also, I'm sorry, but I'm NOT accepting other author OCs.
At a random small town, the sun was shining brightly in the sky; where there were a few clouds floating around as well. In one of the small garage-less homes, Sonic was sleeping peacefully in his bedroom; which was on the second floor. The bed room was big enough to have a bed, a small table, and even enough space for Sonic to walk around in. There was a window next to the bed that allowed sunlight to shine on his face. Sonic expected the next to be like any ordinary day. However, things would be much different this time. As the hedgehog was sleeping peacefully in his room, a large flash of green then suddenly appeared in middle of the room. Emerging from it was Shadow the Hedgehog, who was holding a green Chaos Emerald in his left hand. Focusing his red eyes on his target, Shadow began to slowly walk towards him. When he stopped right next to Sonic, Shadow began to pull his right arm back. When the black hedgehog felt ready, he quickly threw his right fist into Sonic's stomach; which impacted hard enough to cause Sonic to wake up startled. Sonic quickly clutched his stomach in pain and coughed out a little bit of spit. Turning his head around very soon afterwards, he saw Shadow standing right next to his bed.
"What was that for?" Sonic yelled.
"Hmpth! Be glad that I woke you up…as I have something very important to say." Shadow replied, and then crossed his arms.
"Do I have to go on a mission with GUN or something like that?" Sonic asked, as he got up from his bed.
"No, it is much worse than that!" Shadow answered, as he pulled out a letter from hammer space.
Quickly opening the letter, he turned the letter around and showed it to Sonic's face. Snatching it away from Shadow, Sonic began to read it. The letter was from Crystal Wave Boarding School, which really surprised him. It basically said that Sonic and some of his friends would be going to the school for the year. They wouldn't be able to go back home for that time duration and had to pack up things they considered important. Below the letter was the list that contained his name and his friends' names. It even had the buss number they would be on and the date the buss would arrive. The blue hedgehog slowly lowered the letter from his face.
"*Sigh* Why do I have to go to school? I'm not the kind of guy who just sits around all day long! Besides, saving the world is what I do best." Sonic said.
"Apparently, the government thinks we need a little bit of education. I personally think it's a very bad decision, since Eggman could attack at any moment while we are away." Shadow said.
"Hey, I have something to ask. Why couldn't you just let us receive the school mail like normal and not have you wake us up?" Sonic asked.
"That's why I'm here in the first place! You have to pack up your things up TODAY!" Shadow answered.
"WHAT?"
"I'm not joking. The school didn't even bother to attempt to mail these letters until today. Some idiotic mail man drove the mail truck very fast and accidently drove off a cliff. He ended up living, but it will take a while for him to recover. I was told to tell you guys about this and show this letter. I still have to wake up a few of your friends, so I must be leaving now as the bus will arrive in three hours."
"Three hours?"
"Yes, in three hours. So, I must be leaving now and you should pack your things up immediately. Chaos control!" Shadow said, and then chaos controlled away.
After watching Shadow teleport away, Sonic looked at his shoes; which were next to the bed. Sighing, he put his shoes on and began to get ready to pack his things for the boarding school; which he was expecting to be not that fun.
Two hours and fifty minutes later, Sonic stood in the front room with his blue packing bag as he waited for his friends to appear at any moment. It didn't take long before he saw the familiar green flash appear in front of his eyes. Not only did Shadow appear, but Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Rouge appeared as well. They also had their things ready and packed.
"Sonic!" Amy shouted happily, as she dropped her pink packing bag and ran towards Sonic.
Before Sonic could even turn around fully, Amy surrounded Sonic with both of her arms and hugged him tightly.
"Amy…I can't breathe!" Sonic said weakly.
Amy quickly loosened her grip, but continued to hug him.
"Heh, I find it kind of funny that you can easily waste Eggman's robots and even his own machines, but you can't handle a simple girl." Shadow said to Sonic, and then smirked.
"I would like to see you handle things when YOU have a girlfriend." Sonic replied, with an annoyed look on his face.
"Whatever; faker." Shadow said back.
After spending the last minuets doing whatever they had to do, they were standing in front of the house. Sonic already had locked all of the doors and brought the keys with him.
"Hey Knuckles, what about the Master Emerald? Aren't you worried that Eggman might try to steal it again?" Sonic asked, swinging the keys around his index finger and then put them away.
"Don't worry, me and Shadow found two people that will help guard the Master Emerald while I am away." Knuckles answered confidently.
Over at Angel Island, the island was floating over a random ocean. There were currently no signs of any danger on the island. At the Master Emerald shrine, two GUN soldiers were sitting at the top of the stairs. They were looking far into the distance and admired the view along with the ocean. However, they were already regretting the deal they made with Knuckles and Shadow to guard the Master Emerald.
"We're just begging to get out a**es kicked hard by Eggman. Aren't we?" The GUN soldier on the left of the stairs said.
"Yep, we stand no chance against him even with our machine guns." The other GUN soldier replied.
Back at Sonic's house, the bus had just arrived in time as they put their stuff into hammer space. Slowly walking towards the bus, they didn't know that there was an ambush waiting for them. When they got close to the stairs, two mobians then all of a sudden ran off their seats, ran to the entrance of the bus, and blocked it while they were still in it. Sonic and his friends quickly moved away and looked at them. One of them was a blue fox with two tails and green eyes while the other was a yellow hedgehog with blue eyes. The fox was wearing Tails's shoes and gloves while the hedgehog was wearing Sonic's shoes and gloves. They were both very unoriginal recolors of Sonic and Tails.
"Who are you guys?" Knuckles said, as he raised his fists.
"We are the unoriginal recolor brothers. Our mission is to kill you guys once and for all! You will go no farther than this!" Both of the recolors answered.
The walrus bus driver looked at them weirdly, but for whatever reason didn't do anything about them like a bus driver should do.
"I f***ing don't care who you guys are! If you guys don't get out of the way, you guys will last less than five seconds." Shadow said, as he pointed at both of them.
"It's you guys who will last than five seconds! Behold, our combined powers of water and electricity!" Both of the recolors shouted.
"Really, the combined powers of water and electricity? Are they seriously joking?" Sonic thought.
Then, the brothers shot out their elemental power; with the fox using water and the hedgehog using electricity. They expected that their combined power would electrocute Sonic and his friends to death. Then, all of a sudden, their powers began to curve around each other and that's where it all went downhill. The combined powers struck both of the brothers, causing them to be electrocuted to death. Not long after they were electrocuted, they fell off the bus and their face impacted onto the pavement. Sonic and his friends looked at the recolors weirdly and then decided to just get inside the bus. Everyone except Shadow jumped over the dead brothers and walked through the stairs. Since Shadow didn't give a care, he walked over the recolors' dead bodies and walked into the vehicle. As soon as they got inside, they quickly decided where to sit. Sonic ended up sitting with Knuckles, Shadow sat with Rouge, and Amy sat with Tails. The bus driver decided to say nothing as he looked at the dead recolors, closed the doors, and drove away once he brought his attention back on the road.
Five hours later, everyone was waiting in their seats about to fall asleep. Some of the students on the bus were fast asleep, including Sonic and Knuckles. It was almost four-o-clock pm and the sun was slowly starting to lower from the sky.
"How much longer till we get to the school?" A random student shouted.
"Sorry, but we won't get there till about night time." The bus driver responded.
It wouldn't be long before they entered what looked like an area that was pretty much one long road with many trees and grass on both sides of the road. The sky was still clearly visible even as they entered into the area. Nothing looked out of the ordinary as the vehicle continued to move through the area. Then suddenly, dark and ominous clouds started to slowly appear from the distance.
"It looks like it's going to rain soon." The bus driver whispered.
However, what the clouds were bringing was not rain, but a very powerful presence. As soon as the sky was completely covered by the clouds, a large glowing sphere slowly started to appear in the clouds. Not taking any chances, the bus driver quickly drove the bus off the road and onto the left grass area. As he quickly pulled the steering wheel back into the other direction and slammed onto the brakes, he looked behind and saw the sphere collide into the road. It didn't take long before something appeared from the blinding light. What appeared from the light was a red hedgehog that looked a lot like Sonic, but was kind of muscular and had yellow eyes. However, he wore the same shoes and even gloves as the blue hedgehog. Almost all of the students woke up from the sound of the collision and the brakes. Sonic and his friends decided to see what the hedgehog look-alike wanted. Walking to the entrance of the bus, the doors opened up and Sonic along with his friends jumped out. Their means of transport was now back halfway on the road at an angle.
"I AM SUNSET THE HEDGEHOG! I AM PRETTY MUCH AN UNSTOPABLE GOD STU! YOU WILL ALL DIE!" The red hedgehog shouted.
"Ow! You don't need to shout that loudly!" Tails yelled, while covering his ears.
"I DON'T GIVE A C*** ABOUT YOU'RE PATHETIC EARS! THEY'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY GODLY POWERS!" Sunset shouted.
"The only thing that's godly about you is your voice. Your voice is so loud, that ANYBODY would have their ears bleed from your voice. Also, why do you want to kill us all?" Knuckles said, and then raised his fists up.
"I WANT TO DESTROY YOU ALL FOR NO GOOD REASON, OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I AM A STU! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME! YOU WILL NOW ALL SUFFER AN EVEN MORE PAINFUL DEATH! BEHOLD, MY SUPER DOUBLE ULTIMATE OMEGA MUSCULAR GOD AND SHOUTING UNNECESSARILY LOUD SUPER FORM!" Sunset shouted, and then snapped his fingers.
In an instant, he had entered his super form. His fur was now light blue and had a similar colored aura surrounding him. Not only that, but he also became more muscular, had blood red eyes, and quills that pointed upwards like Shadow's. A soon as the hedgehog entered super form; everyone except for Sunset dropped their hands away from their ears.
"That's it? I thought you were going to shout at the top of your lungs for an hour; or something like that." Amy replied.
"TOO BAD THOSE WILL BE YOUR LAST WORDS! BEHOLD, MY AWSOME MUSCLES!" Sunset said, and then flexed the muscles in his arms.
Then all of a sudden, the large bumps in his arms dropped from the top to the underside of them.
"YOU SAW NOTHING!" Sunset said, as he quickly dropped his arms down.
As soon as he dropped his arms down, the muscles returned back to their original place. Then, he pointed at Knuckles and gave a very evil smile.
"YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE, RED ECHIDNA!" Sunset yelled, as Knuckles prepared himself.
To give them no time to retreat, he immediately flew towards Knuckles like a speeding bullet. Keeping his sights on him, the echidna began to pull back his right arm. When it looked like Knuckles was about to be crushed alive, he threw his punch forward. Since it was timed just right, his fist collided into the side of the Stu's face; which was hard enough for the hedgehog to be sent flying into the opposite forest. As Sunset collided into some of the trees, he received many injuries and caused the trees he collided into to fall onto the grassy surface.
"Well, that was too easy." Tails said.
"You did nothing!" All of the students from the bus shouted.
Tails then dropped his head down in shame.
"That was a complete waste of time. The sooner we get onto the bus, the better." Shadow said, and then walked towards the bus.
"I wasn't interested in that muscular hedgehog anyways. Then again, he did have some muscles; so I guess it would be better to go out with him than a certain red echidna." Rouge said, in a kind of flirty tone.
"What did you just say?" Knuckles yelled.
"I said nothing important. Besides, I was just messing around with you." She said, and then walked back to the bus.
The others decided to go back into the bus as well before it started to rain. Sonic followed the rest of his friends behind. But, just before Sonic could make it back into the bus, he heard a very familiar voice.
"YOU ALL…WON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!"
Everyone, including Sonic, turned their head towards the source of the voice. Struggling to get out of the forest, Sunset had managed to survive. Everyone saw that there was some blood all over his body. Not only that, but he had reverted back to his original self. Stopping at the edge of the road, he looked at everyone with hatred in his eyes. Not long afterwards, he slowly raised his right arm up into the air.
"BEHOLD…MY TRUE FORM…AND DESPAIR!" Sunset shouted, and then was engulfed in a pillar of light.
When the pillar of light disappeared soon afterwards, they all saw what he had become. He had become the terrifying…Motobug. Looking at the simple Motobug with an annoyed look on his face, he watched as it slowly crawled to the bus. When the badnik got close, Sonic jumped into the air and home attacked it; causing the thing to explode into many pieces of metal. Walking away from the remains, he went back to his seat and all of the students drove away safely. It wouldn't be long before it started to rain.
A few hours later, the school bus had finally arrived at the boarding school; with there being many other buses ahead of it. The end of the road they were on was roundish; which helped let the buses move around and drive safely on the other side; which was opposite of where the buses were currently parked. Since it was about six-o-clock pm, it was already dark outside. The rain was very close to finishing, as droplets were just falling now. Looking out the windows, they saw that were was a lot of grass field around the school. There was another strip of road pavement that connected to the road and led to a large parking lot that was far into the distance. In front of the road that led to the parking lot was Crystal Wave Boarding School. It was a large school that engulfed a lot of land and had three floors. Far behind the school were the dorms for the students to sleep in; which were much smaller than the school and only had two floors. Even further behind those dorms was the sports field, which had stands that were covered from the rain and were on both sides of the football field. Below the stands was a room where the players could rest and prepare themselves for any sport they were playing. There was even a red race track that surrounded the football field. In front of the school was a grass field that stretched far, but eventually ended at a slope that went towards higher ground. The higher ground also stretched far, but didn't end until at the edge of a road. Not only was there grass on the higher land, but there were also quite a bit of trees as well; making it ideal for things like hiding. At the school entrance, which had a pair of short stone steps, was the principal; who was waiting in front of the wood white doors. The principal was an orange and red dragon that had big floppy wings that were currently resting on her back. She was wearing an outfit suitable for the job and was wearing a ring on one of her gloved fingers. All of the students walked out of their buses and then gathered into a crowd in front of the principal.
"Welcome, everyone, to Crystal Wave Boarding School. My name is Ms. Gelka and I'm very sure that many of you will enjoy being here. But, there are some rules to follow, so you must listen to your teachers tomorrow. Inside my office, you will find things you need such as your schedules, list of room numbers, and such. There is also dinner being provided in the cafeteria tonight, if you guys feel hungry. Please follow me and receive what you need before settling into a dorm room or even have dinner." The principal dragon said.
Then, she opened up the left door and walked to her office; where all of the students followed her.
"It's the beginning of the end." Sonic mumbled, as he followed the principal.
Author's notes: Will Sonic and his friends survive the first day? Will they encounter more enemies and sues? Find out in the next chapter!