A/N: Well hello there audience! Get ready for the most... *dramatic pause* terrible thing you will ever read!

Chieko: At least she admits it.

Hitomi: It's not THAT bad.

Everyone Else: Yes it is.

Dream: No, it's not. It's actually pretty good. *munches on a bagel*

Me: Where did the bagel come from? So, yeah… This is almost solely by yours truly. Our awesome Dream over here, created Koneko and her tragic back-story along with a whole ton of ideas to keep me going. Stupid writers block. *le gasp!* Rated T for violence and cussing if you forgot to read the summary.

Prologue

"Damn." The boy whispered as he typed, his dark brown hair dangling in his face.

"Saturo, language!" his mother screeched, looking over at the boy's work, which he suddenly changed to an essay as he did so.

"It was necessary, Rei*." Saturo growled, knowing that his mother would be angry by the use of her first name. "I screwed up on the report. Bring Dad in here, okay? He's got a lot more experience in essays than you have!"

Saturo noticed his mother roll her eyes, but she stomped away to go and retrieve his father. Saturo's shoulders relaxed a bit, pulling up his original project. 'This was harder than I thought. I'm such a baka* Now Dad's going to get me for it.'

Saturo kept typing away, hoping that he could fix it, but he knew it was a waste of time. The Mew Project had already begun, and there was nothing he could do.

His father then entered the room, looking slightly concerned. "Saturo, what's wrong?" he asked, as he walked up to his large computer. After studying it, he raised an eyebrow. "You already started? Did you figure out who got the experiment?"

"Yes." Saturo gulped. "But, you're not going to like it."

"What do you mean?" he replied.

"You know how genetics run in families? Well, I accidentally..."

"Oh no,"

"I hit the offspring of the original Mews."

His father began to pace worriedly. Considering Ryou's death in that car accident*, he and Saturo were the only ones who had been working for the project. It was hard, but they had no other choice. The aliens were invading once again.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive, Keiichiro." Saturo said respectfully.

Keiichiro sighed. "I guess there's no other way then... Saturo, could you round them up for me, please?"

Saturo nodded and turned back to his computer. "I'll arrange for them to meet at Cafe Mew Mew as soon as I can."

A/N: Hope you liked it. Man, I really suck. O.O

Hitomi: It's too short!

Me: I really hope it'll get longer, but it felt appropriate to end there. *smacks forehead* Dream's gonna kill me.

Dream: Why is it short? *bangs me over the head with a book* Write! More! Spotty!

Me: Ow... *rubs head* Oh, and a little update about Sucked In. Dream's been having a little writers block and a few groundings, and so have I, but we aren't going to abandon it. We should have the chapter up by the end of the week. We hope it'll satisfy you guys.

Turquoise: Yes. Please. Update. My essence is fading away...

Dream: *still banging me in the head* you'd better update the next chapter of this right now!

Me: Okay! Okay! Goddesses! Give me a break!

Now for the *s

*1) Ok, I stuck with KeiichiroxRei because I couldn't really think of anything else...Oh goddesses. *get's mauled by screaming 'pair fangirls' and tigers*

*2) Yay for bakas! *if you didn't know what it was, it means idiot.*

*3) I killed Ryou, okay? I'm sorry but I don't like that guy! *gets attacked by Ryou fangirls* Man, today is not my day.