This morning, I interview Sith Lord Darth Luft, part of Darth Krayt's One Sith.
(Approx. 65 ABY - 138 ABY)
INTERVIEWER - Darth Luft, do you have a free moment? I would like to ask several questions.
DARTH LUFT - As long as you do not waste my valuable time.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you, my lord. Why did you join the "One Sith" order led by Darth Krayt?
Also, how do you feel about his leadership?
DARTH LUFT - I joined the "One Sith" order because I understand and agree with their views.
The sith need to be led by one all-powerful dark lord. Throughout the history of the sith, while
there were many powerful sith lords; there was only a handful of truly powerful sith, which have
the character and skills to unite all sith. People like Tulak Hord, Marka Ragnos, and Emperor Vitiate.
Darth Krayt has those character traits as well.
INTERVIEWER - How do you feel about Darth Krayt's newest hand Darth Talon, a fellow twi'lek?
DARTH LUFT - As I have no dealings with her, I cannot say. For her sake, I hope she preforms
her duties well. Dread Lord Krayt will have her executed if she fails him.
INTERVIEWER - How about Cade Skywalker? How do you feel about him?
DARTH LUFT - As Cade Skywalker is a jedi, I hate his guts. I do not understand what Lord Krayt
sees in that fool. By all rights, he should have joined his father in the grave long ago.
Lord Krayt should execute him now.
INTERVIEWER - Enough talking shop. How do you relax?
DARTH LUFT - I relax by executing jedi. I get a thrill from their deaths.
INTERVIEWER - May I inquire as to your favourite food?
DARTH LUFT - I chop up the jedi which I kill and eat them. A kind of jedi stew.
Honey glazed jedi ribs make a great late-night snack.
INTERVIEWER - I take it that you hate the jedi. Why? What is it that they have done to earn your wrath?
DARTH LUFT - The jedi are pathetic, power-drunk fools. They foolishly believe that the force revolves
around them. That they alone decide the fate of the galaxy. For tens of thousands of years, the jedi
have hunted down the sith, attempting to wipe us from galactic history. That's genocide.
Thankfully the force would not grant them their quest.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any hobbies?
DARTH LUFT - I like to collect one tooth from every jedi which I kill. I keep them in my mouth.
Would you like to see? (He flashes me a wide smile)
INTERVIEWER - Do you like to travel?
DARTH LUFT - I go wherever Lord Krayt sends me. In my free time, I like to explore the tombs
within the Valley of the Dark Lords on Korriban. Once, I actually discovered a previously unknown tomb.
Naturally I claimed all of it's secrets for myself. And all of the treasures inside.
INTERVIEWER - Sounds interesting. Thank you for your time, Lord Luft.