Chapter 1
Sirius was the first to wake up.
"Wh…"
He looked around with astonishment.
"Bloody hell."
He was in the Great Hall, lying on the Gryffindor's table. Peter was on the ground, not so far from him, and James was snoring in Dumbledore's chair.
Too confused and hangover to realize it at first, he saw what woke him up. At his feet, up on a chair to be able to reach him, a house-elf was poking his shoe-less feet.
"Sir", the house-elf said, "we're gonna need you to leave the table so we can serve breakfast."
Sirius stood up slowly.
"Yeah sorry… That's sounds like a good idea."
"If sir could be kind enough to ask his friend to leave the Headmaster's chair…"
"Yeah", interrupted Sirius, "don't worry, I got this."
His head was spinning and standing up was a real challenge. He slowly started walking toward Peter, only a few feet away from him. Arrived by his side, he kicked him lightly.
"Get up Peter, the others will arrive for breakfast soon."
Peter groaned, then slowly turned on his back.
"The others?", he said stupidly. "Where are we?"
"Take a look around Wormtail, I gotta go wake up James before McGonagall finds him and lynches him."
With a lot of efforts and groaning, Sirius made it to James' side.
"Prongs!" Sirius shouted as he shook James. "Get your fat ass off Dumbledore's chair!"
"Whaaaaaat?!" James groaned, opening only one eye.
"He's gonna need it when he's gonna come for breakfast. Come on, move your ass, it's nearly 7 am."
"What the bloody hell happened last night?" asked James.
Sirius helped him up and they joined Peter who was sitting alone at the Gryffindor table, gazing confusingly at them.
"Fuck knows", Sirius answered. "But I think we've got a more urgent matter."
The doors opened and the first students came in, yawning.
"Worse than not remembering a damn thing about last night?" James said with disbelief.
"I barely even remember the first drink", Peter added.
"Neither of you noticed we're missing a marauder?" Sirius asked.
Peter looked around like a lost puppy, as if Remus was hiding under a table, and James stood up suddenly.
"Shit!" James said. "Where's Moony?"
The boys stayed quiet as more and more students were entering the Great Hall.
"Alright", Sirius finally said, "let's focus on what we actually remember from last night."
"I remember being in the common room and there was a lot of people drinking… so I decided to join in", Peter said slowly.
"But that was the very beginning", James added, pensively. "Around midnight we decided that we were very hungry and that the kitchen was way more appealing…"
"Yeah, yeah", Sirius interrupted. "That's the last thing I remember; pushing the kitchen door."
"I don't even remember leaving the common room", Peter said, rubbing his eyes.
The breakfast had arrived as they were talking and they all took a toast.
"I can't taste shit", James said, putting his toast down. "What the hell happened…?"
"Let's go to the kitchen", Sirius said with determination. "The house-elves will probably remember us."
They all stood up, not without difficulties for James, and headed to the kitchen slowly. Peter walked right onto Lily Evans while exiting the Great Hall and James automatically ran his fingers through his hair.
"What's up, Evans?"
She laughed, glancing sideways at her friends.
"Hey, Potter", she answered, "nice to see you with your pants on!"
Her friends laughed as well and they continued to the Gryffindor table.
James looked like he had just been hit in the face with a shovel. Sirius and Peter laughed.
"Well, well, well", Sirius said, "I bet this is an interesting story."
"Shut up, Padfoot", James snapped.
They made their way to the kitchen, stopping by the bathroom first. The ones near the Great Hall were locked so they went to those near the kitchen. Eventually, James tickled the pear and opened the kitchen door.
ok so you won't have to wait for this fic cause it's only a few chapter long and it's already all written ;) new chapter every few days!