Be Prepared, Gotham!

by the-CHELO

After a break-out from Arkham Asylum, The Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin along with other inmates took refuge nearby Gotham City. The Scout Trio wish to fulfill their master plans upon Gotham, but they can't do it alone. Looks like those inmates might be just what they need, and the three sway them to their side through a musical number. A parody of Be Prepared from Lion King.

I own neither Batman nor Disney. I repeat, I OWN NEITHER BATMAN NOR DISNEY. That being said, enjoy!

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(Somewhere far from Arkham Asylum, A group of Arkham escapees are assembled)

The Penguin:

I never deemed lunatics essential

The Joker:

Oh they're fun, just hilariously lame!

The Riddler:

But maybe these crooks could show potential

If put to use in our brain game...

The Joker:

I know that your lack of comprehension

Is as thick as Bullock's fat sides

The Penguin:

Though mad you all are, pay attention!

Service is the least you can provide

The Riddler:

According to the looks on you fools

The Joker:

The lights are not all on upstairs. Hehehehehe!

The Penguin:

But we're planning schemes to overrule

So your minds better not wander elsewhere!

The Riddler:

Let's prepare for my quizzical puzzles

Be prepared to leave questionable clues

The Joker:

Prank Gotham with a fright

Under the pale moonlight

Harley Quinn:

And where do we feature?

The Joker:

Just listen to Joker!

We'll skid pass the stop signs

To give them the punch line

Then await 'til their laughter breaks through

And injustice happily declared

Be prepared!

(Being Intermission Phase)

Clayface: Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah...We'll be prepared...For what?

The Riddler: For the fall of Batman.

The Mad Hatter: Fall? Is he going down to Wonderland?

The Riddler: No, you babbling buffoon. We're going to kill him.

The Joker: And Robin too!

The Riddler: Sure, whatever.

Two-Face: A city without Batman is a city left to corruption. People will run amok on the streets.

Black Mask: Ha, that is until a kingpin slithers their way onto Gotham's throne.

The Penguin: That is indeed correct. And that king shall be me.

Black Mask: Why do you always make everything about-

The Penguin: I, Oswald Cobblepot, shall reign Gotham City as king! Follow my lead everyone, and you will all reap the benefits to do as you please!

The Executioner: Then let's get on with killing the Batman!

Rat Catcher: Killing the Batman!

Bane: Killing the Batman!

[The Joker: And Robin!]

(End Intermission Phase)

The Penguin Gang:

We're heading off to Gotham City

To enthrone a king we all adore

The Joker:

Despite the fun in store, it's a pity

We'll soon be ruled under a bore

[Penguin: Grrr!]

The Joker:

If this is the Batman's finale

I best throw my greatest show yet

Yes, a play between me and ole Batsy

Don't interfere, or you'll regret!

The Riddler:

[Manbat: So prepare for the Bat of the century]

Prepare for the riddle of the century

Be prepared for an elusive maze

[Two-Face: Oooh~ Injustice!]

Vexatious encodings!

[Magpie: So shiny!]

The Joker:

Killing jokes unloading!

[Poison Ivy: For nature!]

The Penguin:

Be cunning 'til checkmate!

[Professor Pyg: Be perfect!]

By then it'd be too late!

[Killer Croc: A big rock!]

Past full of tragedy

Destined for majesty

Tomorrow I shall seize the day

The Joker:

Yes, my smile and my madness are bared

Be prepared!

Arkhamites:

Yes, our smiles and our madness are bared

Be prepared!

The Joker:

Dahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

THE END?

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Tada! Another Batman Parody! Aren't they just the oddest? I had more liberty with this song, so it was fun! But what do you guys think? Was it glorious or disastrous? Leave some reviews if you like, I'd greatly appreciate it! Thanks for reading! Now, let's see how long until I post the next parody...