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Harry: Draco, you're right. Hermione is a Mudblood. Come on, lets go taunt some 1st years!
Hermione: What was the spell to unlock doors again? I forgot...
Ron: You know what Harry? From now on, my role model is Percy. He's perfect! Look
where it's gotten him! To some interesting job at the Ministry!! I love my brother very much.
I proud that he is a Weasley.
Percy: Oh hell with it. Stay up until midnight. I dont give a damn.
Colin: Harry Potter isn't all that great you know... (I doubt that will ever happen!)
Dobby (back in Chamber of Secrets book): Harry Potter MUST go back to Hogwarts! MWHA-HA-HA-HA! HARRY POTTER MUST DIE!!! MWHA-HA-HA!!
Albus: Do'h! (Homer Simpson)
Sirius: Ok, come on Snapey, let's all be friends!!
Snape: I'm a prat, and I suck at potions. James Potter was so lucky. At least HE got a wife.
Snape: Maybe I should consider that Herbal Essence Shampoo I've seen in Muggle shops... it might just work!! hhhmm....
Lucius Malfoy: Oh just give up on him, My Lord! You're never going to kill Harry Potter anyways! You're just too stupid to realise it!
Hermione: Arithmancy is a waste of time! Come on, let's go and play in the Forbidden Forest!
Mr.Dursley: Harry, we've come to decide that you may have Dudley's 1st bedroom. He's now offically too big for it. We've considered the idea of moving in to a bigger house so that Dudley can fit through the hallways.
Mrs.Dursley: Oh Dudley! Why can't just be as skinny as Harry, here? I'm sick and tired of having to buy three of everything!
Dudley: Uh, Harry? What's it like a Hogwarts?
Lockhart: Oh, no. Not another autograph!
Ginny (in a very flirtatious voice): Hi, *Draco*... he-he-he! How was your vacation?
A Funny little fight I made up. It's kinda funny. Ron (in the fifth book): Hermione, I am madly in love with you! I'm am in love with everything you do! You are my ideal wife, Hermione Granger! I've loved you ever since we snogged in the broomstick closet near the Quidditch field! Marry me, Hermione!
Draco (replying to Ron): No, you stupid prat! She's mine! I want her! She's going to Marry ME!
Harry (fighting back to Ron and Draco): HA! You aren't even her best friend! I love her! I'm going to have her!
Ron: Nah-ah!
Draco: Definitely not!
Harry: I think so!
Ron: She's mine!
Draco: Argh, no you idiot! She's MINE!
Harry: NO WAY!
Hermione: Oh, you people! NONE OF YOU WILL HAVE ME! I'm Neville's...
Neville: Hermione? Ha! I don't want you. I need Ginny... (looks around. Ginny's gone. And so is Draco.) Ginny? Where's Ginny?
Harry: Where'd Malfoy go? He's gone!
(Suddenly, I voice is heard from a nearby closet)
Ginny: Oh, draco! Hhhmm... you fiesty kisser! oh... draco... *Only Groans are heard from Draco.
(Obviously, Draco and Ginny are off snogging.)
Neville: Ginny? Ah... oh well. I'm sure Hermione will do just fine.
Harry: Draco, you're right. Hermione is a Mudblood. Come on, lets go taunt some 1st years!
Hermione: What was the spell to unlock doors again? I forgot...
Ron: You know what Harry? From now on, my role model is Percy. He's perfect! Look
where it's gotten him! To some interesting job at the Ministry!! I love my brother very much.
I proud that he is a Weasley.
Percy: Oh hell with it. Stay up until midnight. I dont give a damn.
Colin: Harry Potter isn't all that great you know... (I doubt that will ever happen!)
Dobby (back in Chamber of Secrets book): Harry Potter MUST go back to Hogwarts! MWHA-HA-HA-HA! HARRY POTTER MUST DIE!!! MWHA-HA-HA!!
Albus: Do'h! (Homer Simpson)
Sirius: Ok, come on Snapey, let's all be friends!!
Snape: I'm a prat, and I suck at potions. James Potter was so lucky. At least HE got a wife.
Snape: Maybe I should consider that Herbal Essence Shampoo I've seen in Muggle shops... it might just work!! hhhmm....
Lucius Malfoy: Oh just give up on him, My Lord! You're never going to kill Harry Potter anyways! You're just too stupid to realise it!
Hermione: Arithmancy is a waste of time! Come on, let's go and play in the Forbidden Forest!
Mr.Dursley: Harry, we've come to decide that you may have Dudley's 1st bedroom. He's now offically too big for it. We've considered the idea of moving in to a bigger house so that Dudley can fit through the hallways.
Mrs.Dursley: Oh Dudley! Why can't just be as skinny as Harry, here? I'm sick and tired of having to buy three of everything!
Dudley: Uh, Harry? What's it like a Hogwarts?
Lockhart: Oh, no. Not another autograph!
Ginny (in a very flirtatious voice): Hi, *Draco*... he-he-he! How was your vacation?
A Funny little fight I made up. It's kinda funny. Ron (in the fifth book): Hermione, I am madly in love with you! I'm am in love with everything you do! You are my ideal wife, Hermione Granger! I've loved you ever since we snogged in the broomstick closet near the Quidditch field! Marry me, Hermione!
Draco (replying to Ron): No, you stupid prat! She's mine! I want her! She's going to Marry ME!
Harry (fighting back to Ron and Draco): HA! You aren't even her best friend! I love her! I'm going to have her!
Ron: Nah-ah!
Draco: Definitely not!
Harry: I think so!
Ron: She's mine!
Draco: Argh, no you idiot! She's MINE!
Harry: NO WAY!
Hermione: Oh, you people! NONE OF YOU WILL HAVE ME! I'm Neville's...
Neville: Hermione? Ha! I don't want you. I need Ginny... (looks around. Ginny's gone. And so is Draco.) Ginny? Where's Ginny?
Harry: Where'd Malfoy go? He's gone!
(Suddenly, I voice is heard from a nearby closet)
Ginny: Oh, draco! Hhhmm... you fiesty kisser! oh... draco... *Only Groans are heard from Draco.
(Obviously, Draco and Ginny are off snogging.)
Neville: Ginny? Ah... oh well. I'm sure Hermione will do just fine.