Attack on Fidget Spinner, by Dickfart

Seid ihr das Essen? Whoa, FIDGET SPINNER.

Spin spin spin spin, spin spin

Fidget spinner!

Spin spin spin spin, spin spin

Fidget spinner!

Eren Jaeger's fidget spinner
Is his favorite thing don't you see.
Titans can go suck a big dick
Eren Jaeger's busy spinning.

Praying will not fix a damn thing.
Eren Jaeger keeps on spinning
Like a boss he is not kidding
Pleasing all his thirsty fangirls.

Futanari futanari!

Fidget spin! Futa-girl! Fujoshi! Baka no!

Eren's dick comes bursting out, getting groped with yaoi hands
While his fidget spinner twirls fast.

Eren Jaeger's fidget spinner
Conquers all the animu world.
Titans got no fidget spinners
Eren Jaeger drowns in their tears

And all his body is consumed
By a raging impulse, burning
While he fidgets with his spinner.

"Suck my ding dong, Wall Maria!"

Spin spin spin spin, spin spin

Fidget spinner!

Spin spin spin spin, spin spin

Fidget spinner!
Spin spin spin spin, spin spin

Fidget spinner!

SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN, SPIN-IN-IN-IN-IN-IN

Fidget spinner!

The End