The year is 1979 my name is hokanaru
when i was just 9 my planets was hit by a metor i hafd to leave with my best friend goku it we were on are way to earth but my space ship hit the moon causing me to be sent into orbit for 56 years so wen i was awoken i hit alska it was very cold theyre and i had to raise my porwer level to 1000 because it turned out my father was goku so i could go super sayin and i did. i then went to new york city to train to become the strongest super sayin ever and i did but then a demon appared and i said " what do you want evil motherfucker?" the demon just lauged and said "hahhaha you are dead now" i said i did not believe him but then he killed me and when i was about to die i remembered that demons cant kill me if they dont have theyre heads so i picked up a chunk of rock an d hit him withit in the head and he did die so i then went to russia (because thats were it is coldest to train super sayin) so there i met a samuri named ruroni kenshin he told me not to be evil but i told him to fuck off becuase evil was much stronger then good so i then blew up a mountain to show my power but then he cut off my eye and passed out for weeks. wen i woke up i discovered i was in alska and thought 'this cannot be true?"so i then learned how to use a gun and how to fly. so once i mastered the flying i flew out to japan where i found my brother reshaw he told me that he learend that i was alive i told him that it was ok because i did not die in a metor expolostion i then left japan to begninng my adventures into super sayin.
