A/N: I have no words for this. Me and my friend was watching Sweeney Todd, and the song By the Sea came on, and we thought about how fitting it would be for this to be for Voldemort and Bellatrix (considering Mrs. Lovett is played by the person who plays Bellatrix) So we said one of us should write it, and...I won. So here it is. (If you haven't heard of this song: watch it here (without the spaces): http:/ www. /watch?v= RZBjzXEEk1Q) I'm sure it's awful, it's pretty random xD Anyway, enjoy!

Voldemort sat in his ruby chair, staring deep into the depths of the fire intensely; not bothering listening to an excited Bellatrix beside him.

"...Still got to keep an idea on the aurors..."

"Mmm." Voldemort mumbled, not really caring.

"...which isn't to say we still can't do muggle torturments, or things. You know. When we're bored," She kept on. She paused, and looked at Voldemort, who seemed least bit interested in her. "Mr. V? You listening to me?"

His eyes shot up at her for a moment, then back to the fire. "Of course."

She sighed, not believing him. "Then what did I just say?"

He spoke in a raspy voice. "There must be a way to the boy." He murmured.

She huffed. "Boy. It's always about the bloody old boy." She crossed her arms, then turned to her. "We've got a nice, respectable position now. Followers coming in regularly. Since we're careful to pick and choose, strangers. People who are strong. We're going to catch on." Her smile returned and she leaned into Voldemort, who hadn't even heard her.
"Ooh, Mr. Vold! I'm so happy! I could. Eat you up I really could! You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Vold? What I dream! If the plan stays this good! Where I'd really like to go..In a month or so." She stopped and leaned away from him. She waited for him to ask. When he didn't, she went on. "Don't you wanna know?"

Voldemort took this as a cue to talk, though he didn't know why. Assuming it was for some random reason, he spoke "Of course."

Bellatrix smiled at him, her eyes wide and happy. "Do you really want to know?"

"Yes I do." He lied.

She looked up into the fire, seeing the reflections of her dreams gleaming in there. She went on. "By the sea, Mr. Vold, that's the life I covert. By the sea, Mr. Vold, oh I know you'd love it! You and me, Mr. Vold, we could be alone, in a manor that we'd already own, down by the sea!"

"Anything you say."

She sighed dreamily. "Wouldn't that be smashing?...Think how snug it'll be underneath our flannel. When it's just you and me and our weapon dismantle! In our cozy castle, kept all neat and tidy, we'd have Death Eaters over ev'ry Friday! By the sea! Don't you love the darkness? By the sea! We'll grow immortal in a bless! By the sea side woahh, by the beautiful sea!" She imagined leaning her head on her shoulder and smiled. "It'll be so secluded, only us included, except nagini. Hoo-Hoo! We shouldn't try it, though, til it's illegal for two-hoo!" She gave a dreamy gasp, an idea striking her. "But a seaside wedding could be devised. Me rumpled bedding legitimized! Me eyelids will flutter. I'll turn into butter. The moment I mutter I do-hoo! Down by the sea-married nice and proper! By the sea-bring along your chopper. To the seaside-hoo-hoo! What a beautiful sea!"

She took a breath smiling to herself, as the fire faded back into a normal fire. She looked at Voldemort.

"Hmmm.." He said, making it clear he had not heard a word she had sang. But it had been good enough for her. She gave a little squel and stalked out of the room in a rush.

He turned to his snake, Nagini, allowing himself to come back to reality with her gone. "What was that about?" He spoke in parselmouth.

His snake lifted a weary head. "I have no idea."

A/N: There you go! Review!