Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or settings taken from the Twilight series. They are all the property of the talented S Meyer. I make no money from this stupid piece of writing (if you can call it that.)

This is just a silly little moment I dreamed up when I was sleep deprived and bored-enjoy.

Emmet's Picnic

"C'mon, c'mon Ed! I wanna go now!" it was barely whisper but it sounded like a scream to my overly sensitive hearing. Emmett's impatience to go hunting always made me chuckle.

"Alright, alright. Save your aggravation for the grizzlies.' I whispered back as I practically flew down the stairs and straight past him so fast his hair ruffled in the breeze I created. He laughed and followed instantly.

I always loved the travel before the hunt better than the travel back because even though I was hungrier on the way there I felt lighter somehow. Especially when hunting with Emmett. It was always so much more fun than hunting with Japer or Rosalie. We'd joke and play-fight the whole way. It must be the equivalent of what human males felt like when they went to see a game together or something.

Within half an hour we were on the outskirts of some huge forest, in god knows where. Our sense of direction meant that we didn't really need to pay any attention to the state lines or number of miles we'd crossed. We'd be able to find our way home no matter what.

I inhaled deeply. Ahhhh there were a wide variety of animals within range but I sniffed out the scents of the biggest and easiest to enrage. I needed a challenge today. Emmet seemed to be in the same mood as I sneaked a peek into his head.

It wasn't unusual for Em to have mental build up to the fight in his head but I was shocked at his current internal dialogue.

If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

If you go down to the woods today, you better run off and hide.

For every bear that ever there was, will run away in fear because today's the day that Emmet's has a picnic.

I laughed out loud at his juvenile song.

And he growled at me, knowing what I'd heard.

I just followed the trail of a pretty ticked off deer I could sense running to my left whilst he stood looking mortified. This wasn't the end of it. I knew that. Emmet didn't like being teased, especially by someone smaller than him, even if I was faster. Despite that he continued with his own version of the nursery rhyme.

Picnic time for Em-met

Coz Emmet is planning on having a lovely time today

Watch him stomp and storm about

He loves to fight and shout

He never takes any care

At six o' clock there'll be no reason to panic coz he'll be all full up on grizzly bears.

"Don't give up the day job eh Em" I laughed, he looked at me a sour expression in his eyes. I had only the split second warning from his head to prepare me before he charged at me. I moved out of the way easily enough and laughed freely. He wheeled about a smile on his lips. He truly did love a fight... almost as much as he loved a picnic.

Hope you enjoyed that. I may do a follow up based on other characters and other nursery rhymes/well known songs but I'm not sure yet. It's been a while since I wrote anything and I can't be sure when the inspiration will hit again. Please let me know what u think even if you think its stupider than a bratty teenage werewolf.