A/N: This is basically a parody of 'Despicable Me' with differed characters from popular movies and TV shows in the place of the main characters. And the character in Gru's place adopts sons instead of daughters. Now, let's meet our cast, shall we?
Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street remake) as Gru
Clyde Donovan (South Park) as Margo
Craig Tucker (South Park) as Edith
Damien Thorn (South Park version of character from 'The Omen' franchise) as Agnes
Bishop (Aliens) as Dr. Nefario
Amanda Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors) as Gru/Freddy's mother
Mogwai (Gremlins) as Gru/Freddy's minions
Ravage (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) as Kyle, Gru/Freddy's dog
Pyramid Head (Silent Hill: Revelation) as Fred, Gru/Freddy's neighbor
Norman Bates (Psycho) as Mr. Perkins
Ghostface (Scream franchise) as Vector
Sister Mary Eunice (American Horror Story: Asylum) as Miss Hattie
I know, most of them are from horror movies, except for the 'South Park' characters. But this is how I envisioned it when it came into my head. So, enjoy!
All was peaceful in the town of Springwood, Ohio. A man was walking down the street. The man's face was burnt and some of his cheek was missing, so cheek muscles were shown through the missing pieces, he wore a black fedora, black pants, a red and green striped long-sleeved sweater, black shoes, and he wore a gardener's glove that had metal fingers with knife blades welded to the tips, and the metal fingers were connected to strips of metal that were connected to a metal ring that surrounded the waist of the glove tightly. The man's name was Freddy Krueger, one of the world's most feared super villains in the world.
"What a lovely day" Freddy said in his really deep voice that sent shivers down the spines of most of his victims. He even met a few people who crapped their pants when they heard him talk. Freddy looked down to see a little boy crying about dropping his ice cream on the sidewalk.
"Don't cry, little boy. Mr. Krueger's gonna make it all better" Freddy said gently. He pulled a balloon out his pocket and blew it up. Soon he bent it all twisty like to make a balloon animal of a dog.
"Here ya go" Freddy said. The boy stopped crying and hugged the balloon creature. Then, out of nowhere, Freddy took out his bladed index finger on his glove out and with a simply touch, the sharp blade popped the balloon in the boy's face.
"That's life, unfair. No go play in the street or something" Freddy said. Not caring that he hurt the little boy's feelings and walked away. He then looked up to see a 'Starbucks' sign on the side of a building. He shrugged his shoulders and licked his lips.
"I could go for some coffee" Freddy said. Once he turned around and got inside the store, there was a line of people. This irritated Freddy a LOT.
"God, I forgot how much I hate morning rush" Freddy muttered to himself. Freddy then spread his arms apart and using telekinesis, he made the people launch to the sides and then he walked up to the counter.
"Black coffee and a chocolate glazed doughnut please" Freddy said. The cashier nodded and worked on the burnt man's order. After a few minutes, she handed Freddy his coffee and doughnut.
"I believe this will cover it" Freddy said as he handed the cashier a ten dollar bill. He then took out his clawed hand in a fist and placed it over the tip jar and placed three dollars in quarters in the jar when he opened the fist up.
"Have a good one" Freddy said as he walked away with the bagged doughnut in his UN-gloved hand and his coffee in his clawed hand, being careful not to punch a hole in the cup with his knives.
"Y-You too, Mr. Krueger, sir" said the cashier as he exited. Freddy then walked to where he parked his car, a black Audi R8 with the red 'Monster Energy' logo on the hood and got in it. He placed his coffee in the cup holder, and then put the paper bag in the passenger seat right next to him.
"Now, let's see what's on the radio" Freddy said to himself as he took one bladed finger and used it to push a button on the radio. The song 'Leech' by Sevendust was playing.
"Oh, I love this song!" Freddy cheered. He then began singing along to the lyrics.
"To me it's cold! You can know what it's like to be alooooone! And all there is that you know, I'll be the one left here when you go!" Freddy sang as he rocked his head side to side and then he started the car up. The Audi then began making it's way to Freddy's home in the suburbs.
Freddy parked his car in the driveway of his house. Freddy's house was a simple white and green house with a red door on Elm Street. Freddy got out his car with his empty coffee cup in his bladed hand, and his doughnut in his other hand. Freddy went over to the garbage can that was sitting by the gutter and threw the cup in there.
"Hey there Freddy!" came a voice. Freddy looked to his left to see his neighbor, Pyramid head cutting his rose bushes. Pyramid head wore a giant metal triangle mask on his head, and a lone white toga.
"Hello, Pyramid head" Freddy growled silently so his neighbor wouldn't hear him.
"Just a little FYI. Your little keyboard operating dog had been taking craps on my grass and I am not happy about it" Freddy said irritatedly.
"Sorry, Freddy. But, you know how dogs are, they go wherever it is they want to" Pyramid head told him jokingly.
"Unless they're dead" Freddy replied, holding up his clawed glove, wiggling his fingers and the blades made swooshing sounds as they wiggled. Pyramid head just stood there silently. Freddy giggled a bit and put his glove down.
"Hehehehehe. Fooled you. True fact, though. Have a good one" Freddy said as he walked away into his house. Freddy took his glove off by loosening the wrist ring and placed it on the small table by his door. When he got to his living room, he saw that his 'Dog', a robotic looking jaguar named, Ravage was asleep on the couch.
"Ravage, you know you're not allowed on the sofa. Get off" Freddy gently commanded. Ravage woke up, stretched his legs and got onto the floor and faced the TV.
"Good boy" Freddy said as he sat down on the couch and took his doughnut out his bag and took a bite out of it and watched the 'Today Show' with Matt Lauer.
DING DONG
"Seriously?" Freddy said as he put his doughnut back in his paper bag and placed it on the coffee table. Freddy walked towards the door and put his bladed glove back on. He then looked through the peephole to see three boys.
"Hello! Cookies for sale" said the boy in the middle. The one in the middle was a ten-year-old who had pale white skin and brunette hair, he was wearing a red sweater that had a blue collar on it, gray pants, and black shoes. His name was Clyde.
The boy by his left was a seven-year-old too, and he had pale white skin too, only he wore a blue chullo with a little yellow puff-ball on top, a blue sweater with a dark blue collar, black pants, and black shoes. This boy's name was Craig.
The third boy on Clyde's right was five years old, his hair was black and he had pale white skin. He had on a black sweater, black pants, and black shoes. In his left hand he held a stuffed dragon with red scales, red wings, and red spikes that ran down it's back. This one was named Damien. These kids weren't related, but they were brothers by friendship and grown to care for each other no matter what.
"Go away, I'm not home" Freddy said. Clyde responded.
"Um, yeah you are. I just heard you" Clyde said. Craig then made a silly face and jumped up at the peephole, which made Freddy growl in disgust.
"No you didn't this... Is a recording" he said saying the last part like a robot with his deep voice.
"No it's not" Clyde argued.
"Yes it is" Freddy argued back with the deep robot voice. He then spoke again.
"Leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeep" Freddy said again with his robotic voice. He then saw Craig kick the door and the door bumped Freddy on his shin.
"OW! Son of a burn victim!" Freddy cussed. Clyde and Craig left the door except for Damien.
"Goodbye, recorded message" Damien said with a squeaky voice.
"Damien, come on!" Clyde called out. Damien then followed his brothers away from Freddy's house. Freddy then moaned, took his glove off and placed it back on the table where it was and went back to the living room.
A/N: How was that? I think Freddy Krueger would make a great Gru. And I decided to have Damien be into dragons, just like how Agnes is into unicorns. I hoped everyone liked it. I'll be sure to update this one as soon as possible. More to come in the next update. Please review, thanks!