HERE IS MY FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME PLEASE DO NOT OFFEND
Navi the fairy thing was sitting beside Link who was sleeping, so the stood up and yelled "HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY!"
Then link got up and learnid how to talk so he culd talk to Navi. "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
But then there was a ass hole who couldnt move out of the way for link because he missed sword. "If i saw sword" said annoying assman, "I could you threw up and i wont let you in the forest because it's EVIL"
"OK"
So link went to Saria's house and was poor. So he broke her pot and opened her chest. But the chests with treasure because link was not a surgeon, you perverts! Saria didnt mind because she loved in link and taught he was a gorgeous man. BUT SHE WAS MAD ABOUT POT! Grimace?
Link found sword of cockiri and then went to buy a shield. The man was selling lots of things but link didnt have enough money so he sighed and went home. But then he remembered assman and rolted out of his sleep. "OH MAN I FORGOT MAN!" So he ran and the man let him out. Link patted man on head for happiness.