I have this theory that if a vampire can bring things back to life then maybe they can bring back their reproductive organs long enough to create a child. Now for a female wit h this gift the life of that part of the body lasts until the birth of the child if she indeed get pregnant. Also I believe that not only can she affect herself but those around her as well. And that it only happens once to the vampire and the vampires around her.

This is only a theory of what could happen to Bella and the rest of the Cullens. Please review, I would really appreciate it…

This is set in 2027. The second generation of Cullen children are twenty.

And this is sort of set after my fic, The Darker Side.

I don't own the Twilight Saga. They are owned by Stephenie Meyer.

Ten Things I Hate About You

By: Alunamai

Chapter One: You're Always Right

Carlisle POV

I thought keeping the peace was hard when I had only had the six, now it's the six of them and their offspring.

Not that Esme and I don't have four of our own.

We don't really know how it happened. All the girls became pregnant at about the same time. And what's funny, it never happened again.

Lets see…

Edward and Bella had a set of triplets. But one of the girls died.

Alice and Jasper had triplets.

Rosalie and Emmett had twins.

And Esme and I had quadruplets.

So that would give us a total of eleven extra people living under one roof. Well, actually, our four decided to join the Volturi. So we technically have seven extra people.

"I swear I am going to rip you to shreds, Junior!" Elizabeth yelled.

"I didn't do it!" I heard her brother scream.

"Yeah, right! Tell that to the psychic that saw it Edward!" she ran by my office.

"Christina, I didn't do it!" and the next thing I knew I heard three boulders rolling down the stairs.

"See what you did Edward!" Elizabeth yelled. "Now, Esme is going to kill us!"

"WE can't die." He retorted.

"Keep telling yourself that." Christina exclaimed.

"Christina he's getting away! Grab him!" then I heard a scuffle.

I rose from my desk and went to assess the situation.

"CARLISLE HELP ME!" he screamed as he saw me coming down the stairs. He was on his stomach and pinned beneath Christina's tiny form. Like her mother, Christina was only four ten, and she was thin… only not to the extreme like Alice. Her long black hair was dusting the floor as she struggled to keep Juniors hands restrained behind his back.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing I swear… on all things holey I swear I did nothing."

"THEN EXPLAIN WHY MY CLOTHES ARE ALL TORN TO SHREDS, CULLEN!" Elizabeth screamed.

She looks like a cross between Edwards mother and Bella. More like Edwards mother though.

"THAT WASN'T ME ELIZABETH!"

"LIKE HELL IT WASN'T!"

"Lizzie." He whined.

"Edward, your lips are saying one thing, but your mind is screaming another."

"Just because you can read minds don't mean that what you hear is always true."

"A. Where you did you learn English? And B. You're an idiot." Elizabeth yelled.

"The same place you did, you whore!"

"I wouldn't have said that if I were you." Sylvester said as he walked by. "I can feel the animosity. You're going to die." He laughed maniacally as he ascended the stairs and disappeared.

"Whore?" Elizabeth nearly died on the word. "What makes you think that I am whore, you filth bag?"

"Filth bag?" I questioned.

"Long story." She said with out taking her eyes off of her brother.

"You were with that guy from Italy!"

"Felix?" She questioned. "As if!"

"And what about…"

"Demitri is so gross."

"And what about C…" he started but the moment he did Christina clamped her hand ever his mouth.

"No one needs to know about that." Christina said quickly.

"Especially, him." Elizabeth said very quickly.

"Oh look, it looks like we caught another filth bag." Lalita said as she entered the house and then she took a closer look. "Oh, it's just Junior, I thought that it might be Sebastian or Sylvester."

"Leave my brothers out of this Lala." Christina said as she released Junior.

"Look, Whitlock, your brothers are a hassle and have no lives other than to drain the entire human population of their fun, while destroying all animals."

"What?" Christina, Jasper, Elizabeth and myself all said at one time.

"You heard me." She started up the stairs. Only she barely made it up the first five stairs. All three of the Jaspers kids had her pinned on her back.

"Get off of me!" she screamed. "How dare you handle me this way!"

"Christna! YOU LET EDDIE GET AWAY!" Izzie whined. "Oh! Forget the lot of you!" She said as she took off towards her room.

A/n: I know no one will read this but hey! I got to give it a chance! I hope you all like this! Please review!