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Submitted for the approval of those of you who've always wanted to marry a
Rumiko Takashi character: (Sigh. And NO, I don't own any of the
characters from InuYasha or Ranma ½.) This fic demands audience
participation other than just the usual reviews, so please email me at
TsumeYasha17@aol.com
An Extreme Shortage of Dates
"Mom!!!!!!!" , Ranma yelled, "Akane's hurting me again!!!!!!"
"Sigh. Can't you two just behave for once? Don't you guys have DATES tonight or something? Geez!!!!" I just shook my head in despair at the two of my children. "Play NICE!"
Miroku strolled in with his brothers InuYasha and Sesshomaru. "Mom, can we go out tonight? We wanna go trollin' for girls." InuYasha nodded emphatically.
Just then, their sisters Kagome and Sango wandered in closely followed by their other sisters Rin, Ukyo, and Shampoo. "What's up with THEM, Mom?" , Kagome asked.
"Oh, nothing. They're just having an extreme shortage of dates, dear", I told her.
"Well, actually, Mom, we've ALL been having a shortage of dates. I haven't been out on a date for months!", Sango said.
"Did someone say DATES?????!!!!!!" , Kouga yelled as he, and his brothers Ryouga and Mousse.
"Hey! I want a date!!!" , Mousse whined.
"Me too!!!" , Rouga said, giving me puppy dog eyes.
"Yeah, that's right! You're our mother so its your job to set up our dates and marriages for us!" InuYasha pointed accusingly at me to a chorus of agreement from my other children.
".....Eep." I said.
"C'mon, Mom!!! How do you ever expect us to ever get to get girlfriends and boyfriends if you won't help us?!!" Ukyo yelled at me.
"Does everyone feel this way?" I asked.
"YES!" everyone screamed at once.
"Okay, fine. I'll put out an ad in the Personals and we'll see what happens. Is that alright with everyone?"
"HELL YEAH!!!!!"
An ad in the personals:
Hi, my name is Tsume. I am not writing this ad for me. My children have all decided that I've been remiss with my parenting duties for not choosing partners for them. Therefore, I'm writing the ad for them. I will list the names of each of them and you may contact the one most appealing to you.
Ranma/ Akane/ Ukyo/ Shampoo/ Ryouga/ Mousse/ InuYasha/ Kagome/ Sango/ Miroku/ Sesshomaru/ Kouga/ Rin/
Okay, guys. This is where you come in. Answer the Personal and I'll set you up on a date with the Bishounen or Bishoujo of your choice. My email is TsumeYasha17@aol.com I need a description of you for the story, where you want to go on your date, who you want your date to be, and whether you want a marriage or just a date. Once someone has been married, they are no longer available for dates or marriages. Those are the rules. You can get as dirty as you want on your dates though. I'm hoping to keep this up until every single one of them has been married. Please make the subject of your email either "Rabid fangirl" or "Rabid fanboy" depending upon your gender!!! I await your responses! =^,^=
An Extreme Shortage of Dates
"Mom!!!!!!!" , Ranma yelled, "Akane's hurting me again!!!!!!"
"Sigh. Can't you two just behave for once? Don't you guys have DATES tonight or something? Geez!!!!" I just shook my head in despair at the two of my children. "Play NICE!"
Miroku strolled in with his brothers InuYasha and Sesshomaru. "Mom, can we go out tonight? We wanna go trollin' for girls." InuYasha nodded emphatically.
Just then, their sisters Kagome and Sango wandered in closely followed by their other sisters Rin, Ukyo, and Shampoo. "What's up with THEM, Mom?" , Kagome asked.
"Oh, nothing. They're just having an extreme shortage of dates, dear", I told her.
"Well, actually, Mom, we've ALL been having a shortage of dates. I haven't been out on a date for months!", Sango said.
"Did someone say DATES?????!!!!!!" , Kouga yelled as he, and his brothers Ryouga and Mousse.
"Hey! I want a date!!!" , Mousse whined.
"Me too!!!" , Rouga said, giving me puppy dog eyes.
"Yeah, that's right! You're our mother so its your job to set up our dates and marriages for us!" InuYasha pointed accusingly at me to a chorus of agreement from my other children.
".....Eep." I said.
"C'mon, Mom!!! How do you ever expect us to ever get to get girlfriends and boyfriends if you won't help us?!!" Ukyo yelled at me.
"Does everyone feel this way?" I asked.
"YES!" everyone screamed at once.
"Okay, fine. I'll put out an ad in the Personals and we'll see what happens. Is that alright with everyone?"
"HELL YEAH!!!!!"
An ad in the personals:
Hi, my name is Tsume. I am not writing this ad for me. My children have all decided that I've been remiss with my parenting duties for not choosing partners for them. Therefore, I'm writing the ad for them. I will list the names of each of them and you may contact the one most appealing to you.
Ranma/ Akane/ Ukyo/ Shampoo/ Ryouga/ Mousse/ InuYasha/ Kagome/ Sango/ Miroku/ Sesshomaru/ Kouga/ Rin/
Okay, guys. This is where you come in. Answer the Personal and I'll set you up on a date with the Bishounen or Bishoujo of your choice. My email is TsumeYasha17@aol.com I need a description of you for the story, where you want to go on your date, who you want your date to be, and whether you want a marriage or just a date. Once someone has been married, they are no longer available for dates or marriages. Those are the rules. You can get as dirty as you want on your dates though. I'm hoping to keep this up until every single one of them has been married. Please make the subject of your email either "Rabid fangirl" or "Rabid fanboy" depending upon your gender!!! I await your responses! =^,^=