Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, if I did, I would probably have Erza married to Natsu.

I own the ideas for this fic! Yay~!

Unravel.

(By Reighart the 5th.)

Ah, Fiore. The kingdom of hope and dreams. The place where the most peaceful of people lived and also the strongest of mages settled down. A really nice weather and scenery were there to complement this, making the lands of this kingdom be one of a kind.

There were several cities and towns inside Fiore, populations of happy people, hardworking and happy people.

Of course, we cannot say this land is perfect. That would be too much.

The strongest of wizards in the world happened to be in Fiore not just for the peacefulness of the country.

But because the strongest of dark wizards could be found there as well.

Which takes us to the current situation.

"Why don't you just die!?" A strange man, who we will call Bad Guy One, yelled to the two wizards standing some meters away from him, swinging one arm forward together with a powerful blast of a really hideous magic. The beam of dark yellow magic went past the two wizards and clashed against the hill behind them, creating a large cloud of smoke from the collision.

The two wizards though, remained unfazed.

Thus making the Bag Guy One sweat in fear of what might happen to him now that he tested the wizards' true strength. "L-Leave me alone!"

One of the wizards, a young man of spiky and short pink hair, onyx eyes and sharp canines, grinned at the state of the enemy now that they showed him how little fear he imposed on them. Hell, he was lying. The Bad Guy One didn't impose any kind of fear in them. "Oho~ are you getting scared?"

"Natsu, be nice." The other wizard, a man who looked to be a year older than the first, chided softly, a bit worried over if they were about to go all out with this man before them. Dark wizard or not, there were limits. Erza said so. This second wizard had messy and short blue hair, brown eyes and a frown on his face. "Be good or there will be no reward later."

"W-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?" Natsu exclaimed in shocked surprise, his face suddenly losing some color aside his body losing some of the eagerness he was displaying a moment ago. He appeared in front of the blue-haired youngster and clung to his shoulders, crying waterfalls so as to make him change his mind. "N-no! You can't be serious, Jelly! I need it! And you too!"

Jellal shrugged the hands off of him and stepped back, letting the young man fall to his knees while he crossed his arms in thinking. "Perhaps you might be right."

The pink-haired stood up in a second, slightly shocking their enemy and the man in front of him. "Really?"

"U-uh… maybe, yes." The blue-haired man nodded slowly and then shifted his stare to the enemy ahead, narrowing his eyes at the gathering of magic around the Bad Guy One. "But first, we need to get rid of him."

"Get rid of me!? I'll get rid of you two!" Bad Guy One yelled to the top of his lungs, preparing a large mass of dark magic to hurl at the two wizards that dared to talk like he wasn't there. The mass of magic grew to insane proportions, taking on the form of a small Shounen Magazine special. "Take this! A fan service special!"

Natsu and Jellal dodged when the deadly attack was hurled at them, seeing it obliterating the ground and all that dared to cross its path. The deadly fan service special; some say it is a spell capable of leaving you dumb and nose bleeding in less time than a real naked woman or male, depending on preferences, could.

"D-damn, that was close." Natsu muttered once the attack drifted off and exploded far away. He didn't want to imagine what could have happened if the blast even graced their skins a little. He straightened up his posture and tried to look beyond the dust that rose from the attack, trying to see if his partner was anywhere nearby and okay. He saw him dodge, so… "Hey! Jellal! Where are you?"

Dust and more dust.

It made it impossible to track down his enemy's position by smell or sight.

Hell, it also made difficult to find…

"I'm here."

"Uh?" Turning around at the sound of his partner's voice, Natsu was… tackled…? "W-what the hell!?"

The dust left the scene, because I say so, clearing the battlefield for everyone to see what was going on in its midst.

And Natsu found himself underneath a really strange looking Jellal.

"U-uhm… J-Jellal… what are you doing?" Not that the man was looking any different than normal or had something on his face or body. No. It was something else, something that even the dense Dragon Slayer could notice with a simple glance. "A-are you alright?"

Or maybe not and he was denser than we ever imagined.

"N-Natsu…" The blue-haired man sounded… desperate? The young man's ears might be deceiving him there. Jellal was on top of him, holding him tightly by the front of his scarf while his other hand kept him from pressing himself against Natsu and thus, pressuring the boy against the ground. His visage was dark, hidden in shadows made by the bangs of his hair. "W-what…"

"W-what… what?" Natsu asked slightly confused, not understanding why the man was like this. That very morning, Crime Sorciere reached Fairy Tail to ask them for a favor. Help them hunt down a group of wizards that have been terrorizing the country for the past month. A rather simple and easy request, but if the members of Crime Sorciere said they needed help, then there was something to be careful about. Was this it? "W-what's the matter, Jellal?"

"N-Natsu!" It looked like the older man was trying to fight something back, because every time he opened his mouth, he seemed to be doing his best to keep it shut. Natsu had no idea what was going on, until Jellal finally gave in to whatever thing he was fighting and looked at the Dragon Slayer in the eyes. The sight was shocking. Why were his eyes burning like a passion that would never be put down? "W-what do you think of a nice glass of milk!?"

A thousand souls face palmed at the poor pick-up line.

And the Dragon Slayer tilted his head to the side in confusion.

"U-uh… alright?"

Another thousand joined the first in the ethereal face palming.

"R-Really!?" Jellal held the scarf stronger, bringing his face dangerously close to the pink-hair's own at the same time his eyes sparkled in anticipation and glee. This was wrong in oh so many levels. "W-would you really drink a glass of my milk, Natsu!?"

"W-well, yeah…" Natsu answered awkwardly, not knowing what to answer to this request from the older man. It was a glass of milk, nothing wrong in that. Right? Oh. His face showed realization and later shifted to a very doubtful glare. "It's not expired milk, is it?"

The blue-haired man shook his head a hundred times in a second, showing a really honest smile to the young man that just said yes to his proposal. Oh my… I want a bucket. "N-no, it isn't."

His visage went down for a moment, trying to hide some discomfort and embarrassment.

"B-but it's warm milk… I-I dunno if you'll like it."

Bucket! My profile for a bucket!

"E-eh… it's alright." Natsu shrugged nonchalantly, not really seeing anything wrong in drinking warm milk. It was milk in the end, and he always liked to eat or drink things that were hot. "I always like it more when the food is warm, remember?"

"O-oh! Natsu!" Jellal looked ready to cry.

"W-wait! Y-you're crying!?" Which made Natsu be more confused and slightly freaked out. "The hell!? J-Jellal! Calm down!"

Come on, dude.

You just said 'yes' to a glass of 'warm milk'.

The hell is wrong with you?

Somewhere else, close to that area in which the guys were having their… 'intimate moment', so to say.

There was another catastrophe about to be unleashed.

Why?

Because even if not even I can stand the results of my own machinations, I find them to be amusing and want to see more.

That's a good and reasonable explanation alright.

Four people were walking in the middle of a forest, threading its unseen paths in search of the people that Crime Sorciere wanted to get rid of.

"I wonder how the guys are faring." Meredy asked to the three people around her, concerned over what her leader and the Dragon Slayer might end up doing when using their magic in combination. If Natsu Dragneel was enough to provoke an earthquake, she knew that the force of the young pink-haired man together with the former Saint would unleash something alike to an Etherion blast. Nothing good at all. "I can't help but worry for them."

"I wouldn't worry for that flame-brain." Gray muttered a few steps behind her, walking with the group while his arms crossed behind his head and his eyes inspected the surroundings. What were they doing there to begin with? "He's too idiotic to die."

"Gray…" Lucy scolded lightly next to him, showing a bit of agreement to what he said but remembering him that those kind of things were better left unspoken. She looked forward to the pink-haired girl with them and tried to give a reassuring small smile. It came out forced though. "Don't worry, Meredy, I'm sure Jellal is alright."

"If they encounter an obstacle, both have the strength and intelligence to surpass it." Erza reminded them calmly, looking around for signs of their objectives at the same time she wondered about the fate of their friends. She was the one to agree to this mission, yet, despite all the things she told herself to keep it down, there was something gnawing at the back of her mind. A real bad feeling that didn't want to leave her alone. "I'm sure they are alright."

Meredy looked around one more time and then gave each of the wizards a glance, seeing them equally worried but keeping their hopes high. Just as they did when her former guild attacked their Sacred Grounds in Tenrou Island. It was awe-inspiring and all of that, maybe a bit foolish, as Ultear would put it if she were there. But it was still inspiring.

"Aye," she said lowly, giving up a small smile and letting the issue slide. "You're right."

And then, since we cannot make this story be so serious when it's supposed to - Let's save the explanations and go to the point of this. I didn't focus on this other group just because I wanted to ruin the humor of the previous one, did I?

Exactly~

"Hey, what's that?" Gray asked when he caught sight of something moving along one of their flanks, speeding towards their location with every single second that he remained staring at it.

The others stopped and stared too, trying to distinguish if the thing was an attack or an approaching enemy.

Only to realize that it was the former.

"Dammit!" Erza cursed once she noticed all of this, her eyes shifting towards the blonde of the group. If she was right, the blast would go past Gray and hit the girl before she had any time to react. "Lucy! Get out of the way!"

So she did the first thing that came to mind and rushed forward, pushing the Celestial Spirit's wizards aside. "Eh!? E-Erza!"

And taking the blast head-on.

"Agh!" Upon contact with her, the ball of magic, that had the form of a small Shounen Magazine special, exploded and consumed the body of the Titania with its power. Surrounding her from all sides with its dark yellow color, the others were left to watch helplessly as the woman inside heaved a pained scream and tried to hold her own against the evil magic.

"Erza!" Gray shouted and tried to do something, maybe freeze the ball of magic or get his friend out of the sphere, but when he gave a step forward.

The orb disappeared.

"Eh?" Meredy mouthed in cluelessness, looking at the dust that rose from the attack and trying to find the woman of scarlet hair in its midst. She was certain the sphere of magic power should have exploded after what happened, but instead, this? Why? "E-Erza-san?"

"I-I'm here."

"E-Erza?" Lucy asked warily, trying to accommodate herself on one side of her body by using one arm as support. Honestly, she wondered why the woman pushed her instead of deciding to tackle her out of the way, but the worry for her savior was far more pressing now. "A-are you alright?"

"I-I'm alright, yes." Erza replied weakly and… shyly?

"A-are you sure, Erza?" The Ice Make Wizard asked again, seriously wondering why he didn't step up yet to check the state of the woman himself. There was something malicious and frightening coming from where Erza was supposed to be. Something that sent shivers down his spine. Something he didn't want to find the reason of.

"I said I'm fine!" The woman yelled this time, using her magic to disperse the dust around the area and reveal herself to the others. "I don't know why you keep asking that!"

The three wizards around her stared at her with disbelief written on their faces.

Except Gray, the poor man was having a problem trying to contain his nose from bleeding.

Okay, he was both shocked and aroused! There! Said it!

"E-E-E-E-Erza-san!?" Meredy took a step back and tried to hide the blush on her cheeks. This was certainly something she didn't expect to see. "T-T-T-That's too…! T-That's too daring! Even for you!"

"What is it?" Erza asked in annoyance, looking at the pink-haired girl with narrowed eyes that promised a swift beating if the answer wasn't of her liking. She was currently… wearing the Seduction Armor. Nope. Not that one. Bunny Suit? Newp. That's not enough. A dominatrix suit? Yes. That's better. "Is there something you wish to say, Meredy?"

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!" The young girl exclaimed and retreated, thinking it would be best to hide behind the only guy of their group as a precaution. "P-please don't hit me!"

"E-Erza… why did you…?" The blond girl did her best to stand up and look casual about this situation, but her expression failed her. She saw the woman wearing revealing clothes before, some worse than others. But this? This was another level. "W-why are you wearing that?"

"Why? You ask why?" The scarlet-haired woman shook her head in amusement and cackled. Yes, cackled. She summoned a whip to her left hand and swung it before the surprised mages in front of her, getting a squeak of fear from the three. With this I'm letting you know that Gray is back to normal. Duh. "I'm here to punish all the dirty children that populate this world!"

Gray, Lucy and Meredy stared on for a moment.

"Eh?"

Continuara~

This is my first story! Thank you for reading!