It was a beautiful day in Dreamland; Kirby was eating breakfast at his girlfriend's house. This girl was a dreamlander named Tiff; she still lived with her family which was comprised of her dad Sir Ebrum, her mom Lady Like, and her brother Tuff. Today Ms. Ebrum prepared a mighty fine feast of pancakes, bacon, and eggs, Kirby's personal favorite.
"So Kirby, if the day isn't rough, would you like to go somewhere?" asked Tiff. "Can't," said Kirby inhaling 10 eggs at once, "I am uh, going to a party with Sir Meta Knight and Tokori!" Said Kirby, as if he was nervous. ""BUT I'M STAYING HOME PLAYING POKEMON TONIGHT!" said Tokori, who Kirby forgot was watching the show of the same name in that very house. "Kirby, what ARE you up to tonight?" asked a suspicious Tiff. Kirby said bye and ran claiming Dedede had bought another beast. "Hmm, sounds odd sis," said Tuff, concerned about Kirby and Tiff's relationship.
That night, Kirby snuck out while Tokori was playing his Game Boy Advance, and went to his 2nd girl's house. "Hiya Kirby, how was breakfast with, HER?" said Ribbon, rolling her eyes when the word 'her' escaped her mouth. "Well, the food was good, but my secret's in jeopardy," said Kirby, grabbing a snack or 2 from the pantry. "Well, waddya wanna do tonight Kirby?" "Not anything like, ya know, THAT, but, maybe just watch a movie together," said Kirby. "Okay, I'll get the popcorn ready!" said Ribbon, wanting to watch the movie Titanic.
"I'll betcha any money this is where he REALLY is," said Tuff, nearing Ribbon's house. "Yeah, strange the sport didn't say where he was going," said Tokori, knowing he shouldn't have been so bent on catching Groudon. "If it's true, hopefully sis doesn't get TOO depressed." Tokori pecked the door, and sure enough it was answered. "Uhm, hello?" said Kirby, soon seeing who was there. "AHA I KNEW IT!" said a somewhat redeemed Tokori. "Oh guys please don't tell Tiff!" pleaded a defeated and blushing Kirby, "Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't!" said a raging Tuff, "Uhm, let me think, oh I got nothing!"
Tiff was walking with a flashlight, and Chef Kawasaki, and they set out to fing Tuff and Tokori. "Where COULD they be?" asked Tiff. "I dunno, maybe somewhere," said Kawasaki, but they found that somewhere, at the same time, Ribbon came to see who was at the door, it was her house anyway. "Kirby sweetums, who's there?" " Tuff and Tokori are there, and, uh oh," said Kirby, stilled with horror.
"KIRBY, HOW THE HECK COULD YOU?!" said Tiff, now holding back tears. "I, I, I couldn't help myself, I didn't wanna break your heart Tiff," said Kirby, now regretting he cheatful decision. "Wait, TIFF?!" said Ribbon, "You mean my old buddy Tiff?" Kirby now realized what he did wrong, and all he got out of it was 2 slaps in the face, Pokémon traning from Tokori, and the lesson of honesty.