MY MOM GOT MARRIED TO A MAN THAT IS MY BROTHER AND IS ALSO A WEREWOLF AND EDWARD CULLEN! WOOOOAAAHHH!

Yo duuuuuudes. My name is Joshua and I'm a girl. Lol lol lol. Im a tall leggy leggy blonde and im soooo popular like, everyone loves me ya know. I bet even my teachers have a crush on me even the female ones and I bet my smom like seriously is in lovveee with me like majorlyyyyyy. Wow heres my mom now. Shes an ugly whore.

"OOOOIII JOSHEY COME HERE BABEY!"

"Coming mommy"

I saw her and she started making out with me.

"OMG MOM WTF!" I was totally confused, I mean seriously wtf?

"OK HONEY, IM IN LOVE WITH YOU BUT I AM MARRIED NOW, OH HERE HE IS NOW." I knew it! Everyone just loves me.

I saw my brother walk in.

"Babey, this is my husband"

"OMG! OMFG! OM MY GAWDDD! OM MY EFFIN GAWDDD! WTF! AAAAAAAHHHH!" I just let it all out. But really WTF!

And then I fainted.

When I woke up, I saw my brother staring at me with love in his eyes.

"OMG OH MY GOD JOSHUA! YOU SCARED ME SOOOOOO MUCH, LISTEN I REALLY LOVE YOU. I ONLY MARRIED MOM TO BE WITH YOU."

WOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH!

Then I realised that I have no idea where I am.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I?"

"WE'RE IN MY CAVE, I MASTURBATE HERE A LOT OVER YOU BABBEESSS." AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. HE LOVES ME, HE EFFIN LOVES OMFG!

"I love you Joshua"

"I love you too"

Then we had sex.

"Wait, I have to tell you something, I'm really Edward Cullen. Rawr" and then he smirked. EFFING HELL THAT SMIRK IS HOT. I JUST WANNA LICK HIM ALL OVER AND THROW HIM ON THE FLOOR AND JUST HAVE ROUGH WILD SEX WITH HIM ALL EFFING DAY LONG.

"yup and im a werewolf." WOAAAAHHHHH.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VAMPIREEE! YA KNOW FROM THAT MOVIE TWILIGHT, I DON'T REALLY LIKE IT BECAUSE IM FRIGHTENED OF THE VAMPIRES. I DONT THINK THEY DRINK THE BLOOD FROM ANIMALS I THINK THEY DRINK THE CUM FROM ANIMALS."

He looked freaked out. It was a veerry veeerry hot look on him. He is just soooo HAWT!

Next thig I knew, a looad of werewolves attacked him and he died. .

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I TURNED INTO A FAIRY UNICORN AND KILLED THEM ALL. HOW DARE THEY KILL MY LOVE. AAAAAAHHHHH

I was sad so i started to cut my wrists with a twig but it snapped and i grew angry and killed China.

I was still mad so I turned into a whore and hhad sex with all the people in the world.

I found someone I love and his name is Bigfoot, hes a bit on the hairy side, but to be honest it soooooooooooo turns me on. Im as horny as when a car beeps a horn.

We got married and had many hairy half snake half unicorn half boy half girl babies. 10475 to be have sex with them allll the time and they really enjoy it but then we killed them all spoons and saucepans and ate them while sucking a kangaroo.

I turned into a giant zebra and killed all the lions and ate them because i was sad, i was sad because edward cullen came back to life and ate my precious bigfoot.

Edward cullen walked up to me and said" I LOVE YOU JOSHUA, AND I HAVE MADE US CHILDREN SO WE CAN HAVE THEM PLEASURE US ANYTIME WE WANT."

OMG HE IS SOOOOOOOO SWEEET.

"I LOVE YOU TOO EDWARD AND I ALWAYS WILL"

YAY :)

SO THEN WE HAD A 406723687SOME WITH OUR BABIES.

the end :)

random i know but i was really bored :) review, i would looove to see them