2nd of July 1984

2 kids, Jerome McElroy and Randy Marsh waiting at the bus stop

A kid and a hand puppet walked into view by the name of Herbert Garrison and Harley Hat. Herbert was Carrying a new mobile phone

"Yeah, I know, I know!" he shouted into his phone, the other boys were agitated slightly

Garrison began picking his teeth with a toothpick. "Yeah, have you tried marijuana? I heard its goooood!" he shouted again before throwing his toothpick on the ground

"Yeah, I tried marijuana!" said another voice on the phone, Jerome stared at the toothpick

"What's it like?" Garrison asked

"Oh dude, it's awesome!" the voice said

"Cool, I'll try it sometime!" Garrison said. The bus pulled up.

The boys walked into the bus and sat down at the back seat except for Garrison who sat down behind Kathie Lee Gifford.

"Hey did you compete in the talent show last year?" the voice asked

"Yeah, me and Mr Hat put up a show, but we lost to this little redhead girl in front of me!" Garrison insulted

"Little?!" Kathie asked

"…She sounds hot!" the guy complemented on the phone, disgusting Kathie

The bus stopped, the kids walked out with Garrison following Kathie

"So yeah, anyway, I lost to her choreography show she put on…" Garrison continued, Kathie began suspecting a lie would occur

"So I had to just walk it off and run back home and tell my parents!" Garrison said.

Kathie turned around and corrected "You didn't walk away Garrison! You broke up crying and started pleading with the judges!"

"Kathie, can you like, not listen in on my mobile conversations?" Garrison requested

Kathie stood quiet as Garrison walked past him and started talking about pot

At the cafeteria, Garrison was sitting with the other boys and began shouting again, annoying Kathie while she was sitting at another table. This time, another person

"You know, I heard your friend Jonathan can turn into CoRn!" the kid said on the phone

"What really? How do you know that? And more importantly, why do you put so much emphasis on the R?" Garrison asked

"That's like, the name of his band dude!" the kid answered

"That's what?!"

"Name of the band!"

"What what what now?!"

"NAME OF THE BAND!"

"Oh, name of the band! Right! I got it!" Garrison replied

Kathie got up from her table and put her unfinished lunch in the bin, Garrison harassed her by doing the same thing

Kathie was waiting outside at CC School (Celebrity Chance School) for her turn on the skipping ropes; Garrison began yelling more about pot on the phone.

"It should be legalized, and if our Government doesn't do anything about it, he'll go to hell and die!" Garrison shouted.

"Mm 'Kay, what other drugs do you appear interested in?" said a low voice on the phone"

"Oh lots! Cocaine, Budder, Alcohol and even LSD!" Garrison said trying to act tough, Kathie walked up to him unfazed but very fed up.

"Will you please… take your pot conversations… somewhere else" Kathie asked lightly

Garrison just stared at her, and then he danced to his right twice and his left once

"Oh hell no! I think I just found a certain certain! Gotta go!" Garrison hung up.

"Hey, everybody! I think there might be a DABA Member in our school!"

"DABA?" Randy asked

"Yeah, the Drugs Are Bad Association!" Garrison told him

"Y'know, that's really ironic how the DABA is visiting our school this afternoon" Kathie replied

"…What?" Garrison asked in horror

1:45 pm. The noon assembly was on; Garrison was irritated by the fact that normal schools had only 2 assembly days instead 3 like CC School. Garrison had hoped to god going to the school would be worth it.

"Gee, I can't wait to get out of CC School" Garrison hoped

"You can say that again, Mr Garrison!" Mr Hat added

"You have to go CC High School first!" Jerome "Chef" added

"Oh, boy here they come" 6th grader named Skeeter said unexcitedly

Four teenagers walked into view, one of them had an abnormally large head and a thin body

"Golly, what is up with that guy's head?" a kid named Jonathan asked

"You can say that again Mr Davis" Mr Hat added

One of the teenagers walked closer and started beat boxing, he then walked away and each teenager walked up when they spoke their lines

"Drugs are bad, m'kaay?" the bighead one sang

"Don't do drugs bad, d-drugs are bad" the female

"Cause don't do drugs kids" another one sang

"Drugs are Laaame" another one sang

All 4 boys were put off

"Drugs don't make you look cool, m'kay? Drugs make you look bad, m'kay? Like… Hippies!" all four of them sang, they stopped beat boxing and the bighead one walked up and pretended to smoke weed and made his voice sound more like smoker's voice

"Don't do drugs, d-drugs are bad, m'kay?" he said before collapsing to the ground, and then he hopped up off the ground and started dancing again, Garrison looked at Mr Hat

"Y-You guys, Mr Hat's eating his own hand!" Garrison told the others

"Don't do drugs!" one said

"And you could become just like us!" another added. They all struck a pose together "…m'kay?" the big headed one finished

Garrison and Mr Hat were shocked