[11:38:20 PM] The Australian One: What.
[11:38:20 PM] Cuddy: Dr. Chase
[11:38:21 PM] Mo: I'm so mad.
[11:38:26 PM] Mo: I couldn't do what I wanted.
[11:38:28 PM] The Australian One: Mo?
[11:38:31 PM] The Australian One: Who is this Mo?
[11:38:32 PM] Cuddy: and you are Dr. House, "mo"
[11:38:59 PM] Mo: I'm so mad, I'm going to kick back and play my guitar and take Vicodin.
[11:39:13 PM] The Australian One: House why are you such an ass.
[11:39:19 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE!
[11:39:20 PM] Mo: And maybe, somewhere, I will learn to spell it.
[11:39:22 PM] Cuddy: change your name damn it
[11:39:26 PM] Cuddy: the hospital will FIRE me
[11:39:26 PM] The Australian One: You can't let me be happy with my girlfriend for one minute.
[11:39:27 PM] Cuddy: if you don't
[11:39:33 PM] The Australian One: Do I have a girlfriend?
[11:39:36 PM] Mo: Australian One, you're so stupid, I'm going to fire the black guy.
[11:39:38 PM] Cuddy: I'M GOING TO BE FIRED HOUSE!
[11:39:46 PM] Cuddy: AND YOU WILL BE OUT OF THE JOB TOO
[11:39:49 PM] Mo: But I fired the black guy.
[11:39:53 PM] Cuddy: CHANGE YOUR NAME
[11:39:55 PM] The Australian One: You can't fire him House.
[11:39:59 PM] Cuddy: FORMAN?
[11:40:08 PM] The Australian One: If you fire him I quit.
[11:40:11 PM] Mo: Is that is name?
[11:40:13 PM] Mo: I didn't know.
[11:40:13 PM] The Australian One: And so does the woman doctor.
[11:40:13 PM] Cuddy: DR. FOREMAN
[11:40:21 PM] Mo: Fine.
[11:40:23 PM] Cuddy: 13?
[11:40:27 PM] The Australian One: Oh my god House did you just call him Black Doctor?
[11:40:28 PM] Mo: Leave me all alone with my hospital and drugs.
[11:40:33 PM] The Australian One: That's so DEMEANING!
[11:40:35 PM] Cuddy: House change your name or the hospital will be sued
[11:40:40 PM] Mo: Your face is demeaning.
[11:40:43 PM] Cuddy: House
[11:40:47 PM] Toast: We'll make a MOseum of Dern MO Art.
[11:40:55 PM] Cuddy: OH look the patient!
[11:40:57 PM] The Australian One: Wait a minute
[11:40:59 PM] Mo: Haha.
[11:41:00 PM] Cuddy: Mr. Toast
[11:41:00 PM] The Australian One: Who the hell was that?
[11:41:05 PM] Mo: The Patient.
[11:41:05 PM] Cuddy: heir to the TOAST FORTUNE
[11:41:13 PM] Mo: I think he's got Quincy's Lymphoma.
[11:41:15 PM] Cuddy: you had better cure him
[11:41:22 PM] Toast: Let's have fun!
[11:41:24 PM] Mo: I think I need to cut him open a bit.
[11:41:30 PM] The Australian One: This looks serious.
[11:41:31 PM] Cuddy: his father is on the HOSPITAL BOARD
[11:41:36 PM] Mo: Oops, looks like I was wrong.
[11:41:39 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE!
[11:41:40 PM] The Australian One: House!
[11:41:41 PM] Mo: He might bleed to death.
[11:41:47 PM] Cuddy: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
[11:41:47 PM] The Australian One: You should follow the rules!
[11:41:51 PM] Cuddy: YEAH
[11:41:53 PM] Cuddy: THE RULES
[11:41:54 PM] Mo: Sew him back up and cut him open in a different place.
[11:41:56 PM] Toast: I almost feel like dancing!
[11:42:03 PM] The Australian One: If you don't Cuddy will get fired and we won't be able to have sex anymore.
[11:42:03 PM] Cuddy: NOOOO HOUSE
[11:42:05 PM] Cuddy: THAT ISN'T APPROVED
[11:42:07 PM] The Australian One: I mean at all
[11:42:07 PM] Mo: Oops, now he's hemorraging.
[11:42:09 PM] Mo: And dancing.
[11:42:18 PM] Mo: Sew him back up, I think I know what this is.
[11:42:18 PM] Cuddy: THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT WILL NEVER GO ALONG WITH THIS!
[11:42:20 PM] The Australian One: House that's wrong!
[11:42:21 PM] Mo: IT'S LUPUS
[11:42:22 PM] Cuddy: DON'T
[11:42:25 PM] Cuddy: IT'S NOT LUPUS
[11:42:29 PM] Toast: JUST DIE!
[11:42:30 PM] The Australian One: Any more dancing and his liver will split open!
[11:42:34 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE
[11:42:37 PM] The Australian One: Like a bag of possums!
[11:42:45 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE
[11:42:46 PM] Cuddy: PLAY BY THE RULES
[11:42:59 PM] Mo: I'M GONNA GO PLAY MY GUITAR
[11:43:00 PM] Cuddy: NOPE
[11:43:02 PM] Mo: NOT BY THE RULES
[11:43:03 PM] Mo: SO THERE
[11:43:06 PM] Cuddy: YOU HAVE TO CURE THE PATIENT
[11:43:08 PM] Mo: LOOK HOW COOL I AM
[11:43:09 PM] Cuddy: HE'S IMPORTANT
[11:43:10 PM] Mo: HE HAS LUPUS
[11:43:11 PM] The Australian One: House what do we do
[11:43:15 PM] The Australian One: His heart is beating
[11:43:18 PM] Mo: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
[11:43:18 PM] Cuddy: OK
[11:43:19 PM] The Australian One: A lot
[11:43:22 PM] Cuddy: I'M
[11:43:25 PM] Cuddy: TAKING OVER THIS CASE
[11:43:34 PM] Cuddy: DO A TOX SCREEN
[11:43:39 PM] The Australian One: Oh my god House look at what you made her do
[11:43:43 PM] The Australian One: Right away Commander
[11:43:43 PM] Mo: I DON'T WANT TO DO A SCREEN
[11:43:49 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE
[11:43:50 PM] Mo: CAN YOU EVEN DO IT WITH A SCREEN
[11:43:52 PM] Mo: GEEZ
[11:43:53 PM] Cuddy: YOU ARE OFF THE CASE
[11:43:59 PM] The Australian One: I've got the screen right here.
[11:44:02 PM] The Australian One: Where should I put it?
[11:44:07 PM] Cuddy: NOOO
[11:44:10 PM] Cuddy: TEST HIS BLOOD
[11:44:11 PM] Mo: SOMEWHERE WHERE SOMEONE CAN DO IT
[11:44:19 PM] Cuddy: SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW
[11:44:22 PM] The Australian One: We already tested his blood eleven times.
[11:44:28 PM] Cuddy: DO IT AGAIN
[11:44:32 PM] Mo: TWELVE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER
[11:44:45 PM] The Australian One: Fine but it won't get us anywhere.
[11:44:48 PM] The Australian One: *scoff*
[11:44:49 PM] Cuddy: BUT SCREEN FOR Dengue Fever
[11:44:52 PM] Mo: IT'LL GET US TO TWELVE
[11:44:56 PM] Mo: AND TWELVE IS LUCKY
[11:44:57 PM] Cuddy: do a test for DENGUE FEVER
[11:45:19 PM] Cuddy: HE WAS IN AFRICA
[11:45:26 PM] The Australian One: Oh my god he was in Africa!
[11:45:31 PM] Cuddy: yeah
[11:45:34 PM] The Australian One: Why didn't anyone say so!
[11:45:36 PM] Mo: YOU KNOW WHERE AFRICA IS?
[11:45:40 PM] Cuddy: HE WORKS FOR THE CIA
[11:45:46 PM] Cuddy: THEY JUST RELEASED HIS MEDICAL DATA
[11:45:47 PM] Cuddy: !
[11:45:52 PM] Cuddy: ALSO
[11:45:56 PM] Cuddy: IF YOU DON'T CURE HIM
[11:46:13 PM] Cuddy: WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE CIA WHERE ALBANIAN TERRORISTS PLANTED A NUCLEAR BOMB!
[11:46:18 PM] Cuddy: IT'S SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE!
[11:46:21 PM] The Australian One: Oh my god.
[11:46:40 PM] Cuddy: HOUSE, YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE SPEED
[11:46:51 PM] Cuddy: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD DIAGONSE THIS DISEASE PROPERLY
[11:46:59 PM] Cuddy: BUT IT HAS TO BE A NEAR LETHAL DOSE
[11:47:03 PM] The Australian One: Yeah House, we need you.
[11:47:03 PM] Cuddy: COUPLED WITH ELECTRICAL SHOCKS
[11:47:33 PM] The Australian One: Yeah and drink some electrical shakes too.
[11:47:37 PM] The Australian One: That should help.
[11:47:43 PM] The Australian One: *rolleyes*
[11:47:47 PM] Cuddy: PFF
[11:47:52 PM] Cuddy: DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIMEY
[11:47:59 PM] Cuddy: I CAN FIRE YOU TOO
[11:48:07 PM] Cuddy: GET HOUSE HIS DRUGS
[11:48:16 PM] The Australian One: Look, I'm just saying that giving House more drugs isn't the best way to solve anything.
[11:48:26 PM] Cuddy: STOP THINKING
[11:48:36 PM] Cuddy: AND WHERE IS THIRTEEN?
[11:48:37 PM] The Australian One: I know black doctor would agree with me if he were still with us.
[11:49:06 PM] The Australian One: Oh look at that.
[11:49:09 PM] The Australian One: The patient's cured.
[11:49:12 PM] The Australian One: They got the bomb.
[11:49:21 PM] The Australian One: It was Lupus.
[11:49:35 PM] Cuddy: HERE I AM!
[11:49:37 PM] Cuddy: oh wait
[11:49:40 PM] Cuddy: everyone is cured
[11:49:40 PM] Cuddy: but
[11:49:41 PM] Cuddy: i have
[11:49:44 PM] Cuddy: LUPUS!
[11:49:47 PM] Cuddy: CURE ME!
[11:49:50 PM] The Australian One: TO BE CONTINUED?