XD So yeah, ignore the random story posted by me, yes my people, I knw about the other stories...I'm sry, I will eventually update them, but this story is important, :) My first ever request:
"RussiaxPrussia!"
XD And that was all...Get ready for some major crack :D Cause u knw me, I love me some crack pairings...
Slight warning: CANLIET, CANLIET WILL BE IN HERE :D
Enjoy~
This story is dedicated to: Luka 3 My most favorite stalker XD
"Ah..."
A very tired, very sleepy, German finally laid to rest in his bed. It had been quite a long day, and ever since he met Italy...They seemed to get longer...and more tiresome...
So, now, finally being able to sleep, he was happy. He could finally rest, and leave everything to a new day.
With those happy thoughts, the tired German, shifted comfortably in his bed (Italy free) and sighed contently. He brought his covers up to his face, and relaxed against his small white pillow.
Finally...some sleep..He always looked forward to this time of day, the happiest part of it. He sighed once more, yes, such a nice...He slowly drifted to sleep, tim-
'! CLANG!'
Echoed a loud guitar from another room, it's screaching sounds pierced the German's ears and rang thought his body.
His eyes shot open. Mein Got-
'BANG! ! AH!'
Germany quickly rose out of bed, his eyes blood shot, his vision red. In his head, he practically screamed of the many ways he would kill him.
PRUSSIA!
He ran quickly down the halls, his hands ready to strangle his 'older' brother. 'Didn't the idiot know not to bother me while I sleep?'
The sounds grew louder as Germany approached quickly, his feet stomping into the ground as he hurried forth. When he came to the door, several yards down from his, he slammed open the door, to find a Prussian man (dressed in nothing but a tank top and boxers) scribbling away at his guitar, yelling inaduiable words,
"O YEAH! I'M AWESOME! I'M PRUSSIA! I'M AWESOME! AND YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE! KESESESESE~!" He sand in a horrible tune as Gilbird flew around him.
His back had been to the door, as Germany walked in on him.
Germany stopped, and twitched once-
"CAUSE NO ONE CAN BEAT ME! POKEMON! AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT, BUT IT MUST BE AWESOME CAUSE WHATEVER I SAY IS-"
Twitched twice-
"AND HELL YEAH! I TOTALLY PAWN EVERYONE AND-"
Twitched three times, and then he snappened,
"PRUSSIA!" He yelled at his brother. However it was quite useless seeing as how Prussia's 'awesome' music was quite loud, and drowned out Germany's voice. If there was one person louder than Germany...it was Prussia...
Strangely enough, Prussia heard him, and turned around, and big grin on his face, his red eyes glowing.
"WEST! What the HELL are you doing here?" He paused for a second, before grinning even wider, "Come to hear my AWESOME music, huh?" He posed with his guitar, "I even gotta admit, that was greater than I thought. I really must be aweso-"
'Whack!'
Germany, having enough Prussia, whacked him over the head, he looked angerly down at Prussia before he could start anything back up, "Do you have any clue what time it is! Mein Gott! I am trying to sleep! And I will not accept such loud music!" He glared at Prussia, "If I hear another sound coming from this room..." He stomped to the door, walking out and turning back for a second to glare at him, "I'll throw you out! Now go to bed!" He slammed the door shut, and stomped off to his room.
Prussia merely sat there watching his brother leave. He paused, and then looked at Gilbird. "How lame... I was just getting started too..." He moped dramatically. "Guess not everyone can take the awesome..." He slowly walked to his bed and plopped down, "Hm, I don't care. I just need an awesome guy like me to keep going." He smirked and then watched Gilbird, "Of course, You're just as awesome Gilbird! Kesesesese~"
And with that, he passed out.
"Erm...P-Prussia-san...will you please let me go...?" asked the timid Canadian, Prussia had spotted him, ambushed him, and then now currently held him in a head lock.
"Nah! It's not like you're dying or anything! Hehe!" He smirked. Canada simply shrunk back, trying to get out of his grip, "P-please Prussia-san..." Canada screwed his eyes shut, 'Why? Of all the nations to notice him, it had to be Prussia...'
"It's not like you have anywhere to go, and it's always better with ME, THE AWESOME ME! Kesesesesese~" He laughed ,tightening his hold.
Canada blushed a bit, "H-how did you know I was meeting someone...?"
Prussia stopped laughing suddenly and looked down at Canada, "What?" He asked with an incredulious look. Canada's eyes widened and he tried harder to get out of Prussia's lock, with the Prussian's momentary shock, he was able to get out, and put his hands to his mouth. "Ah, erm...Ahahah..." His blush increased, and he quickly made a run for it.
Prussia stood there for a second, Huh...even the invisible have friends... He sighed...
Gilbird immediately flew up to his face, chirping slightly, trying to make him feel better, he smiled, "Hell yeah Gilbird! The awesome me, doesn't need anyone!"
He grinned mischieviously, "Let's go see what Austria's doing..."
"Kesesesesesese~ He'll never see me he-"
"I already know you're there..." replied Austria, he sat there, sipping his tea, watching as Prussia tried to hide in his rose bushes, "And would you please be more careful of the plants?"
Prussia merely stood up tall and pointed at himself, "Hehe, When plants come in contact with ME, THE AWESOME ME, THEY GROW EVEN MORE!" He exclaimed, "Cause my awesomeness rubs off on them, "He grinned.
Austria sighed, what was he going to do with this man...boy...child...It was li-
"Austriiiiiaaaa-sannnn~" Called out a sweet voice. Austria turned slightly red, Prussia green. This wasn't going to be good.
Hungary came around the corner, smiling happily.
"Hungray?"
"Austria-san, I'm so happy we could spend this time alone together~" She held up a basket, I even bought some of my own home cooking." She blushed a bit, but went on, "And I was hoping...maybe you would..." She had been walking forward as she talked to him, but stopped suddenly when she noticed another being besides Austria.
"Prus...sia...? She said silently, her face growing slowly dark.
His face grew green, but he quickly tried to cover it up, "Hehe, Speechless from my AWESOME? Kesese~"
WHAG! CLANG! WAK!
Out of nowhere, Hungry took out her frying pan, and whacked at the defenseless Prussian. "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING AUSTRIA-SAN'S HAPPY PLACE!" She screamed. He slightly sweatdropped, 'Still not over that...?' "HEH! IT'S HIS FAULT FOR BEING SO WEAK!" He yelled back, trying to dodge her, but she kept going and going, until he was off of Austria's property. When she was sure he wouldn't be able to come back, she skipped back to Austria, a happy sparkling look on her face. "Now that he's gone~ 3"
Prussia sighed, Damn, that woman was scary...He grew slightly dejected, a woman...stronger than him...He looked back to them, and grew more depressed, they seemed just fine without him...He moped back to his house.
"Erm...Brother, is something wrong?..." Asked Germany as his brother walked in, dejected and rain clouds practically over his head, "Nah...it's all good..." His brother weakly replied, going straight to his room, Germany would have followed, and it not been for the little Italian who stopped him, "Vehhh~ Doitsu~ I made you Pasta~ Pasta~" Germany grumbled, "I don't want Pasta! I've had enough of it!" He sighed, Italy wasn't affected, "Veh~ But it's Pasta~ Everyone loves it~"
Prussia moped even more as he heard the conversation continue, one sided arguement, to happiness, to mad again. It was all practically scheduled now...
Ugh...Even his brother had friends...
He dropped face first into his bed, This just wasn't his day...
Hoped you enjoyed the first chapter :) I'll get on the next chapter right away LUKA! :D
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