I Stabbed the Sheriff

"Hi I'm the Sheriff." The Sheriff said to Link.

Link stabbed him.

"I stabbed the Sheriff! But I didn't stab myself!" Link started singing around town.

"You stabbed the sheriff?" Mario asked when he heard Link singing.

Link nodded and stabbed Mario.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario?" Bowser asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Bowser.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser?" Ness asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Ness.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness?" Samus asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Samus.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus?" Falco asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Falco.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco?" Mewtwo asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Mewtwo.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo?" Kirby asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Kirby.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby?" Fox asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Fox.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox?" Pichu asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Pichu.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox and Pichu! But I didn't stab myself!"

"You stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox and Pichu?" Luigi asked.

Link nodded and stabbed Luigi.

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox and Pichu! But I didn't stab myself!"

And this routine kept going on until…

"I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox and Pichu and Pikachu and Luigi and Game & Watch and Jigglypuff and Captain Falcon and Young Link and Ganondorf and DK and Yoshi and Peach and Zelda and Roy and Ice Climbers and Master Hand and Crazy Hand and Marth and Dr. Mario and Giga Bowser! And I got nobody else to stab so I'm gonna stab myself!"

Link then stabbed himself.

His dying words were "I stabbed the Sheriff and Mario and Bowser and Ness and Samus and Falco and Mewtwo and Kirby and Fox and Pichu and Pikachu and Luigi and Game & Watch and Jigglypuff and Captain Falcon and Young Link and Ganondorf and DK and Yoshi and Peach and Zelda and Roy and Ice Climbers and Master Hand and Crazy Hand and Marth and Dr. Mario and Giga Bowser and myself!"