Word: Aardvark – noun, an African mammal with a long extendable tongue, large ears, that feeds on ants and termites.
Naruto
He stared at it. It stared back. He tilted his head to the right, the movement instantly copied. He raised his hand, but it just went back to staring. Breaking eye contact, the strange creature focused on its previous activities, tongue slithering out to catch the tiny creatures that Naruto could barely see. He watched it suck the insects clean from the trunk and swallow them whole, his mind instantly creating a plan.
This would be for the time that old quiet geezer refused to talk to him and just glared. He couldn't even see his eyes! He felt as if he was being stripped open and the hatred poured directly into his soul. He wasn't one to stand by and let that happen. Oh yes. This would show them not to mess with The Naruto Uzumaki again! He grinned and carefully gathered the strange creature under his arm, struggling to pull it to where he wanted it, sweating profusely in the process.
The night fell smoothly, the demon boy out of sights all day long. It was quite a pleasure for the citizens, spending an entire day without sound or mention of the brat. But then again, they should have known about the calm before the storm.
The dawn rose gently on the people, waking the early risers and the workers from their deep slumber. It was relaxing to simply get out of bed and go through the morning routine mindlessly. Sadly, it was not to last as a deep dread settled over a four mile radius. Shinobi and civilian both paused, a shiver running down their spines while our young hero giggled as he watched the spectacle through his binoculars.
It was certainly a sight to see. The usually calm Aburame were furious as they gathered around a beheaded mammal. The pre-mentioned mammal was cut open, straight from the throat to the stomach, and various insects were crawling out of the creature, intent on making it out alive, or to die trying.
Things settled down in a few moments and it was then that the head of the clan, whose room was where the mammal was incidentally placed, single-mindedly walked towards the Hokage tower. This was followed by a furious discussion and ended with Naruto, tied up, and in the class, overseen by a livid Iruka.
"Today class, we are going to learn, in-depth, about the organ system of this mammal here. You can all feel free to thank Naruto, who so gratefully, has agreed to present the organs one by one, for all to see. Does anyone know what this one's called?" Iruka started out loud but his tone twisted into a quietly irate sadism as the class started to protest.
Gesturing towards Sakura, she answered, a typical book response. "It is called an aardvark, and it is an African mammal with a long extendable tongue, large ears, that feeds on ants and termites."
"Precisely. This mammal is an aardvark. Excellent, Sakura. As you all can see, Naruto decided that it would be a good idea to set loose this animal in the Aburame clan. Perhaps he'd like to inform us a bit on the Aburame clan." Iruka turned to look at Naruto, his eyes demanding.
But he got nothing as Naruto remained obstinate and refused to talk. This manner of his continued for the rest of the lesson, and even after, for how else would he react to the usual taunts sent his way.
As he got into bed that night, he couldn't stop himself from snickering. It was worth Iruka sensei's anger just to see those cold assholes riled up. It was just so delicious! He fell asleep, a mischievous grin drawn over his face while he thought of his newest victim.
Strange that no one wondered how he got into the room of the Head of the clan, and deposited something that was so heavy. It made one wonder how attentive the ninja really were, taken as they were by anger.
Shinobi rule 25: A shinobi must never show emotion.