Yo Momma: Smash Style
Kirby and Link stood in the middle of the crowd.
"Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued." Kirby said.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weight scale it says one at a time please." Link retorted.
"That was pretty good. But take this. Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing 'We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!'"
"Oh yeah? Yo momma so fat she got her own area code yo!"
"Nice one Link. But yo momma is so fat her weight is double her phone number and area code combined!" Kirby yelled.
Link grinned. "Wanna know what forever feels like? Try walking around your mom."
"You suck at this Link. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off people get outta the way cause they think she is backing up!"
"Yo momma so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third!" Link screamed.
"No more fat jokes! Yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and got turned away because 'Sorry. No professionals.'"
"Yo momma is so stupid she tells you yo momma jokes." Link laughed at his own joke.
Kirby growled. "Oh yeah? Yo momma so stupid she tried to hand herself with a cordless phone!"
Link just stood there petrified and couldn't think of another joke.
Kirby made another. "Yo momma is so old when I told her to act her age she dropped dead! Yo momma so ugly she can only be yo momma! Yo momma is so ugly I wouldn't eat her on Fear Factor! And I'm Kirby! Yo momma so hairy they tried to cast her as Chewbacca!"
"I think it is safe to say Kirby wins." Luigi, in the audience, said to Mario.