Mouth of the Kirby
"Hi I'm Kirby." Kirby said to the other smashers at Smash Mansion.
"We know Kirby. Every morning you say who you are but stop! It is annoying you are annoying and I think you have rabies. You are an ignorant fat pink idiot. So LEAVE!!!!!" Link screamed.
Kirby snapped. He ate Link.
"Hi I'm Kirby. I ate Link."
"We know Kirby. But please don't go psycho on me too." Luigi said.
"Okay. But you have to do something for me."
"What?" Luigi said.
"All you gotta do is…. switch to Geico and save a bunch of money on your car insurance." Kirby explained.
Luigi nodded and ran off. The next day Kirby went to Dairy Queen and started eating all of the ice cream without paying. All the employees talked to him and tried to get him to stop but to no avail.
The next, next day Master Hand sent Kirby to an Eataholic's meeting. Normally, Kirby wouldn't go to one, but Master Hand said he'd give him a cookie if he went.
At the meeting a bunch of freaks, including Kirby, sat in a circle. The first one spoke up.
"Hi I'm Melvin and I'm an Eataholic." All the others clapped.
"Good job." The leader, named Syrup, said. "That's the first step: admitting you are an Eataholic. Your turn Kirby."
"Hi. I'm Kirby and I'm a being who is alive."
"Incorrect. Say it right Kirby." Syrup said.
"Shut up fatty!" Kirby said as he ate Syrup. "Hi. I'm Kirby. And I ate Syrup."