Disclaimer: Dont own bleach if i did id be filthy stinkin rich with fake friends and a trophy husband/boyfriend who spends my moneyyy
It is now 500 years past the main storyline of Bleach.
hueko mundo
Shinji: *Said in his naggy voice* Uhg Hiyori when are we visiting soul society?
Hiyori: *kicks him in the face* I don't know dickface, we have to wait until Kurosaki gets informed from soul society
Shinji: *annoyed* yeah yeah yeah whatever captain Kurosaki is too slow
hueko Mundo's soul society meeting
(over hologram)
Ichigo: uhhh we have to come back when?
Karin: *sigh* Ichigo just make sure your all here so head captain can inspect you
Ichigo: fine fine whatever
soul society
Rangiku: CAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Hitsugaya: WHAT is it rangiku
Rangiku: IS IT TRUE THAT SQUAD H IS COMING FOR INSPECTION?
Hitsugaya: Yes rangiku its true
Rangiku: YAY ORIHIME WILL BE HAPPY WHEN SHE HEARS!
Hitsugaya: They are also bringing in squads L, S, and all the soul reapers that have been promoted as well as squad H
Rangiku: …
(Gin walks in)
Gin: captain Hitsugaya don't tell rangiku things she don't know
Rangiku: SHUT UP IM SMART TOO YOU KNOW! I mean you don't even say things correctly do you?
Gin: I do that so you feel smart
Rangiku: UH YOU LIAR!
Squad L
Yuzu: well captain Kurosaki *giggles* it's almost time for everyone's inspection we are just waiting for the ok from Squad S and the promoted
Kurosaki: YEAAA Yuzu my little bundle of joy ill be in the soul society quicker than Karin can kick me in the face
(thumbs up)
Yuzu: haha ok Dad ill see you soon then
hueco Mundo
Ichigo walks in
Ichigo: sigh
Lisa: oh captain it'll just be a couple of days don't worry and besides you'll get to see Orihime again its been a while hasn't it?
Kensei: yea lisa just fill his mind with all of your dirty magazines before we get inspected!
Lisa: whatever Kensei