Twin Hearts and Minds
by solitarydragon96
Hope you enjoy! Please R+R! Arigato! Ja ne!
Chapter 1: The Confusion
Duo: "Jeez. You guys are NO fun at all!"
Quatre: "You're idea of fun involved VIOLENCE! We can't possibly call that fun!"
Heero: "Technically, you can..."
Trowa: "..."
Wufei: "Kuso! I have lint on my shirt!"
Duo: --()
Quatre: "There's a lint cleaner thingymabobber Rashid bought for me last week on the kitchen table."
Duo: "This is soooooo boring! *turns to reader. yes. that would be you* Right?"
Quatre: "Well...I don't mind if we could take a look around the new mall..."
Wufei: "WHAT?! Go SHOPPING?! Like an ONNA?!"
Duo: *thinks about it* "Sure."
Wufei: "What the hell. I'll come..."
Quatre: "Great! We're all going then!"
Heero: "Who says I'm going?"
Duo: "You have two options. Come with us or I call Relena Peacecraft to come over and keep you company since your friends are at a mall." *smirks*
Heero: "I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M COMING!"
Duo: *grins* "I love doing this."
Wufei: "Come on! Hurry up! You weaklings...." *pants get caught on hook, hook attached to pegboard, pegboard on a base of heavy metal. BONK!* "Ow....ow....ow....kuso...ow..."
Duo: "I'm driving!!!!!!"
Heero: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!"
Duo: *holds up cell phone on which Relena's number is on speed dial*
Heero: "Yes, you are..."
Trowa: ///.- ()
Quatre: "Hold on! Let me count my cash...$100,229,476,598,372....$100,229,476,598,373..."
Wufei: "Just grab the cash and come on, baka!"
All: *pile into Quatre's car*
Duo: "Yay! Shopping!"
All: *thinking* yay. shopping.....with Duo.......--()
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Heero: "Let's go our own seperate ways and meet at the entrance in *checks watch....yes. Heero has a watch* 3 hours. ok? ok.
Quatre: "Ok! Bye!"
Trowa: "...." *just walks off into whatever direction*
Wufei: "Hmm....I need a new shirt....justiceness....." *wanders off*
Duo: "Buh-bye!" *walks off in what seems like the direction of where the weaponry store is....but peeks back to make sure no one sees him and slips into a women-clothing store* "Yeah!"
*Duo sneaks into the dressing room and sits on a wall separater thingy*
Duo: --() "Great. No one's in the dressing room.....no one's coming IN the dressing room.....sheesh......"
Woman: "Yeah. I'll try this on....thank you!"
Duo: *thinking* "YES!"
*A person with slick black hair into a ponytail with sorta short stature and in a white Mao suit walks in, but Duo can't see the person's face*
Duo: *nearly screams* *thinks* "WUFEI?????!!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "Hmm...the white or the blue? white or blue?...."
Duo: *shudders, scared* *thinking* "OH MY LORD! IT'S WUFEI....I DISCOVERED HIS SECRET! OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S A GIRL! OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!!! OH-MY-GOD!!!!!"
*Duo starts freaking out*
Person below, doesn't look up and see Duo. "Hmm....blue's better." Starts taking off clothes.
Duo: *thinking* "OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!" *shields his eyes...but quite can't*
*Duo staring down at the now 1/2 naked person, who's trying on a blue spaghetti strap tank top*
Duo: *cringes...leaps down.......aiming for the other dressing room.....but happened to fall into the one with Wufei in it....*
Wufei: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Pervert!!!!!!!!!!! Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!"
Duo: *cringes again, but opens one eye before taking the expected blow* "Hang on.....you're not Wufei." *looks at the feminine face*
Girl: "Who the HELL are you talking about?!" *scoffs*
Duo: "I-I know a...a...(about to say "guy", but decides that "person" is a better substitution)...a...person who looks EXACTLY like you.....
Girl: "Yeah right. WEAK excuse to spy on a girl who looks like someone you know. Tell me, do you follow this PERSON around and spy whenever SHE changes her clothes?"
Duo: "The person's a GUY!" *then thinks* "Ohhhh shit......"
Girl: *has clothes finally back on* "WHAT?! I look like a GUY?! HIYAH! NATAKUUUUUU!!!!!!" *kicks Duo, then prepares to chop Duo into Duo-chow-mein, but Duo ran away*
Duo: "Damn girl!......" *panting and standing outside the store briefly before running again* "Who is she anyways?....."
Girl: "Damn American!....Who is he anyways?......"
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*Everyone at the entrance, except Wufei who's the last to arrive back*
Wufei: "Well, I'm-"
Duo: *thinks it's the girl* "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get her away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei: "What the-"
Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean- AH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei: "Shut up Maxwell!"
Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh---what? How'd you know my name?" *finally opens his eyes*
Wufei: --()
Duo: "Oh......it's you, Wufei....."
Wufei: "Of course it's me! HOW stupid can you get, MAXWELL?"
Duo: "Very........." *almost faints of surprise and exhaustion*
Quatre: "I don't think Duo had his morning coffee and chocolate yet......we need to calm him down."
*Quatre supporting a weak, shaking Duo*
Trowa: "Is he all right?"
All: *stare at Trowa, who actually spoke*
Heero: "No......"
Wufei *turns to Quatre*: "What makes you think COFFEE and CHOCOLATE will calm him down?"
Quatre: "Well, at least he'll be back to normal." *shrugs*
Wufei: *smirks* "Actually, I kinda like him in this state...." *looks at quiet, silent, weak, shaking Duo who's clasping his head in his hands*
Heero: "Agreed."
Quatre: "I think we should just wait here until Duo recovers.....which shouldn't be long......I hope...or not....." *looks at Duo who's not touching the coffee and chocolate*
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Duo: "I think I feel better now....." *smiles*
Wufei: "Damn........I was hoping you would stay in your weak shape......."
Duo: "I thought you hated weak people."
Wufei: "My point exactly."
Duo: "Should we leave now?"
Heero: "We should."
Quatre: "Hang on. Let me get 29 pieces of fruitcake. I'll send them to my sisters." *runs towards a nearby cafe*
Wufei: "Jeez.....he has to get EVERYTHING for his weak onna sisters....." *looks at 29 humongous shopping bags left behind by Quatre*
Trowa: ".......zzzz..........zzzzzzz........zzzz......."
Heero: "I might as well go to sleep too. Quatre's gonna take FOREVER picking out 29 different flavors of fruitcake...."
Duo: *looks around* *gasp* "It's that girl!" *sees the girl walking in the crowd.....then disappears into the crowd.....*
*Duo checks to make sure no one sees or follows him and sneaks off in the direction of the mysterious girl........*
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Well? How is it so far? Thanks for reading! ^^ I appreciate it! Arigato! Ja ne!
~*~ solitarydragon96
by solitarydragon96
Hope you enjoy! Please R+R! Arigato! Ja ne!
Chapter 1: The Confusion
Duo: "Jeez. You guys are NO fun at all!"
Quatre: "You're idea of fun involved VIOLENCE! We can't possibly call that fun!"
Heero: "Technically, you can..."
Trowa: "..."
Wufei: "Kuso! I have lint on my shirt!"
Duo: --()
Quatre: "There's a lint cleaner thingymabobber Rashid bought for me last week on the kitchen table."
Duo: "This is soooooo boring! *turns to reader. yes. that would be you* Right?"
Quatre: "Well...I don't mind if we could take a look around the new mall..."
Wufei: "WHAT?! Go SHOPPING?! Like an ONNA?!"
Duo: *thinks about it* "Sure."
Wufei: "What the hell. I'll come..."
Quatre: "Great! We're all going then!"
Heero: "Who says I'm going?"
Duo: "You have two options. Come with us or I call Relena Peacecraft to come over and keep you company since your friends are at a mall." *smirks*
Heero: "I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M COMING!"
Duo: *grins* "I love doing this."
Wufei: "Come on! Hurry up! You weaklings...." *pants get caught on hook, hook attached to pegboard, pegboard on a base of heavy metal. BONK!* "Ow....ow....ow....kuso...ow..."
Duo: "I'm driving!!!!!!"
Heero: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!"
Duo: *holds up cell phone on which Relena's number is on speed dial*
Heero: "Yes, you are..."
Trowa: ///.- ()
Quatre: "Hold on! Let me count my cash...$100,229,476,598,372....$100,229,476,598,373..."
Wufei: "Just grab the cash and come on, baka!"
All: *pile into Quatre's car*
Duo: "Yay! Shopping!"
All: *thinking* yay. shopping.....with Duo.......--()
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Heero: "Let's go our own seperate ways and meet at the entrance in *checks watch....yes. Heero has a watch* 3 hours. ok? ok.
Quatre: "Ok! Bye!"
Trowa: "...." *just walks off into whatever direction*
Wufei: "Hmm....I need a new shirt....justiceness....." *wanders off*
Duo: "Buh-bye!" *walks off in what seems like the direction of where the weaponry store is....but peeks back to make sure no one sees him and slips into a women-clothing store* "Yeah!"
*Duo sneaks into the dressing room and sits on a wall separater thingy*
Duo: --() "Great. No one's in the dressing room.....no one's coming IN the dressing room.....sheesh......"
Woman: "Yeah. I'll try this on....thank you!"
Duo: *thinking* "YES!"
*A person with slick black hair into a ponytail with sorta short stature and in a white Mao suit walks in, but Duo can't see the person's face*
Duo: *nearly screams* *thinks* "WUFEI?????!!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "Hmm...the white or the blue? white or blue?...."
Duo: *shudders, scared* *thinking* "OH MY LORD! IT'S WUFEI....I DISCOVERED HIS SECRET! OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S A GIRL! OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!!! OH-MY-GOD!!!!!"
*Duo starts freaking out*
Person below, doesn't look up and see Duo. "Hmm....blue's better." Starts taking off clothes.
Duo: *thinking* "OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!" *shields his eyes...but quite can't*
*Duo staring down at the now 1/2 naked person, who's trying on a blue spaghetti strap tank top*
Duo: *cringes...leaps down.......aiming for the other dressing room.....but happened to fall into the one with Wufei in it....*
Wufei: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Pervert!!!!!!!!!!! Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!"
Duo: *cringes again, but opens one eye before taking the expected blow* "Hang on.....you're not Wufei." *looks at the feminine face*
Girl: "Who the HELL are you talking about?!" *scoffs*
Duo: "I-I know a...a...(about to say "guy", but decides that "person" is a better substitution)...a...person who looks EXACTLY like you.....
Girl: "Yeah right. WEAK excuse to spy on a girl who looks like someone you know. Tell me, do you follow this PERSON around and spy whenever SHE changes her clothes?"
Duo: "The person's a GUY!" *then thinks* "Ohhhh shit......"
Girl: *has clothes finally back on* "WHAT?! I look like a GUY?! HIYAH! NATAKUUUUUU!!!!!!" *kicks Duo, then prepares to chop Duo into Duo-chow-mein, but Duo ran away*
Duo: "Damn girl!......" *panting and standing outside the store briefly before running again* "Who is she anyways?....."
Girl: "Damn American!....Who is he anyways?......"
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*Everyone at the entrance, except Wufei who's the last to arrive back*
Wufei: "Well, I'm-"
Duo: *thinks it's the girl* "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get her away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei: "What the-"
Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean- AH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei: "Shut up Maxwell!"
Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh---what? How'd you know my name?" *finally opens his eyes*
Wufei: --()
Duo: "Oh......it's you, Wufei....."
Wufei: "Of course it's me! HOW stupid can you get, MAXWELL?"
Duo: "Very........." *almost faints of surprise and exhaustion*
Quatre: "I don't think Duo had his morning coffee and chocolate yet......we need to calm him down."
*Quatre supporting a weak, shaking Duo*
Trowa: "Is he all right?"
All: *stare at Trowa, who actually spoke*
Heero: "No......"
Wufei *turns to Quatre*: "What makes you think COFFEE and CHOCOLATE will calm him down?"
Quatre: "Well, at least he'll be back to normal." *shrugs*
Wufei: *smirks* "Actually, I kinda like him in this state...." *looks at quiet, silent, weak, shaking Duo who's clasping his head in his hands*
Heero: "Agreed."
Quatre: "I think we should just wait here until Duo recovers.....which shouldn't be long......I hope...or not....." *looks at Duo who's not touching the coffee and chocolate*
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Duo: "I think I feel better now....." *smiles*
Wufei: "Damn........I was hoping you would stay in your weak shape......."
Duo: "I thought you hated weak people."
Wufei: "My point exactly."
Duo: "Should we leave now?"
Heero: "We should."
Quatre: "Hang on. Let me get 29 pieces of fruitcake. I'll send them to my sisters." *runs towards a nearby cafe*
Wufei: "Jeez.....he has to get EVERYTHING for his weak onna sisters....." *looks at 29 humongous shopping bags left behind by Quatre*
Trowa: ".......zzzz..........zzzzzzz........zzzz......."
Heero: "I might as well go to sleep too. Quatre's gonna take FOREVER picking out 29 different flavors of fruitcake...."
Duo: *looks around* *gasp* "It's that girl!" *sees the girl walking in the crowd.....then disappears into the crowd.....*
*Duo checks to make sure no one sees or follows him and sneaks off in the direction of the mysterious girl........*
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Well? How is it so far? Thanks for reading! ^^ I appreciate it! Arigato! Ja ne!
~*~ solitarydragon96