There was once an aswesome stitchpunk named Becky. Becky was blue with a green strip on her arm and a red patch around her eye, She had a star on her back wich is how she got her name. She likes music like Taylor Swift and Nickelback. She lives in a small villiage of the other stiytchpunks. She has a boyfriend and they meet beasts a lot She'svery fast snd samrt she thinks with her right hand.
Becky was out with her friend
Lauren and they were drinking oil casue stitchpunks can't drink actual water. "Are you so ready for the talent contest?" said Lauren, flipping her gorgeous white hair. "HA NO I'm not but I like your st7le. We should do that." The suddenly a beast came out of nowehere. "AUGHI1TAS ABEST!" Cried Lauren. They grabbed theyre spears and sat in front of th beast. "Okay lets do this!" Larens says. "Nio! I can talk to the beast and we'll be friends with it please don't hurt it it is my friends PLZ."
So Becky sat int front of the beast and asked "hey baest what's wrong?"
Beast LOLed "Hahahahahahah! I met the maost awesome group of doll things in that church over there and I'm gonna eat them up."
I screamed "What no why woulD YOU HARM an enessent stutchpinkg tribe?" "Because I'm also a vampire and I'll eat then." Then it disappear3.
"I gotta do something"
Haha! This is Ghost Peacock and if it isn't obvious by now this is a joke 9 fan fiction. Though I'm sure I'll never be able to match the epic level of amazingness as Miss Tara I hope this amused some bad fan fiction seeker out there. I think I should do more of these. They're easy to make and you don't even need to spell check on them. Please don't hate me for this. More actual stories coming soon.
Also this is property of Shane Acker. But after this butchering does it really matter? This might as well be any one's weird ass thing.