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I DON'T OWN TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

Rated T for the following words: Kiss Ass, Attention Whore, Rude-y Pants. I KNOW, RUDE-Y PANTS, MOST TERRIBLE, AWFUL, CRUEL CURSE WORD... EVER!

Chris McLean walks into camera view smiling with his blue shirt that has like 50 pockets and light brown shorts. "Well Helllllllo Viewers! Nice day for another show! Am I right? Or Am I Right?" He said while brushing his hair.

"Your wrong... It's a terrible day for a show." Noah says while he walks into camera site reading a book entitled "The Encyclopedia: Volume S"

"...Noah..." Chris glares at him for a moment before returning to look at the camera with his devilish grin. "Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA: THE MIX!" He yells turning to Noah. Noah, shocked at the loudness, yells and throws his book into the air and hits himself on the head. He rubs his head hissing at Chris as he picks up his book and continues to read it.

"Now what happens on this show is we take 21 contestants and send them to International Places! And make them do crazy things! They can ride a bike in France, to have a shopping spree in New York!" Chris says continuing to smile as Noah gives him a death glare.

"And with total excitement" Noah says sarcastically, "A character from the original Total Drama Island will be co-hosting every episode...And I got chosen to do the first episode...Yay..." He ends off with a glare still at Chris.

"So let's start meeting our contestants!" Chris begins as Noah behind him "air hangs" himself obviously showing his boredom, before returning to his book.

A limo pulls up, a 5'9 male gets out and looks straight at Chris and Noah. He has a longer face with a flatter nose the most, blonde hair that almost just barely covers some of his eyes. He's pale, skinny, and wearing a black beanie, a faded "Wild Stallions" white t-shirt, dark grey cargo shorts, and red sneakers.

"Hey Winston! Dude What is up?" Chris says giving him a high five.

"Chris McLean, nothing much man!" He says returning the high five and then turning to Noah. "Noah! Cool to meet you dude!" He says while trying to give Noah a high five, but Noah just stares at him for a moment before returning to his book.

"Noah you actually may like him, he's really big into movie quotes..." Chris says while shrugging, he actually had no idea if Noah was into movie quotes... but with that big brain of his he most likely was...

"Yea I know..." Noah stated looking up from his book "...Alright I'll test him to see how good he is with his movie quotes." Noah replied as if Winston wasn't even there. "Tell me what movie, the year the movie was made, and which actor or actress said it... Got it?" Noah said looking at him.

"Bring it!" Winston said with a smirk on his face. Not worrying about the sudden challenge that was made without his permission.

"I'll start easy... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."" Noah began as he continued to read his book.

"Gone With The Wind, 1939, Clark Gable." He said smiling.

"Alright cocky, "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."" Noah said as he still did not look up from his book.

"Oh come on! The Silence of the Lambs, 1991, Anthony Hopkins" Winston whined at Noahs lack to challenge him.

""I'll have what she's having"" Noah said, not stating a single thing else as he continued to look at his book.

"When Harry Met Sally, 1989, Estelle Reiner" Winston continued with a smirk on his face once again.

Chris stood there in shock, I mean sure he knew some of the movies, but the year it was made and the actor or actress that said it...thats insane...

"Alright one more..." Noah thought with a smirk on his face... He knew that this movie had a famous quote but highly doubted a teenage guy would have seen it... "Nobody puts 'baby' in a corner" Noah said closing his book with probably one of the biggest smirks ever invented of smirks in the record book of smirks...ever...

"Dirty Dancing, 1987... Patrick Swayze" Winston said wiping the smirk off Noahs face and replacing it with a surprised look.

"Alright I admit it, kids got some nice movie history... Can we move on now?" Noah said returning to his regular bored face and reading.

Winston then noticed what was in front of him, it was a huge hotel, it was beautiful! 3 stories, amazing lawn with a gold fountain in the front, 2 huge oak doors that were amazingly hand crafted, and huge windows to the side. Chris swears he saw Winstons jaw... hit the floor...

The next limo pulled up and out jumped a girl wearing a rainbow t-shirt that says on the front "I can bend any way I wanna!" And on the back it says "I'm A Gymnast!". Leggings that have one side blue, and one side black, On the black side it has skulls, and on the blue side it has purple hearts. She jumped into the air and landed in the splits.

"Hello Everyone! My name is Matilda an-...Guys?...Helllllloooo?" Matilda said as she looked at the boys who were looking at her like she was insane, even Noah dropped his book, again.

"Didn't that hurt?" Chris said still looking in shock.

"Of course not! Like the back of my shirt says," she said as she turned almost a full 180 degrees which Winston gasped. "I'm a gymnast!... Didn't you even look at my audition paper?" She said glaring at Chris...

-FLASH BACK-

Chris is sitting looking through all of the people...

He pulls up the next audition paper to see a girl with long dark brown hair with purple and black streaks down to her hips, green eyes, a necklace with gymnastic charms on it, skinny, and pale skin. His eyes roll over her chest.

"Yep, she's in!" He said with a smile and picked up the next folder. Not even bothering to read her name, age, or anything else.

-END OF FLASH BACK-

"Of course I did!... Don't you get a joke...Sheesh..." Chris said brushing the imaginary word "LIAR" off his left shoulder.

"Smooooth" Noah says behind him quietly so only he can hear. Noah then picked his book off the ground, brushed off some dirt and continued to read.

"I'm watching you Chris." Matilda said as she got up from her splits.

Matilda walked over to Winston and said hello and blah blah blah blah let's move on.

Chris heard loud music...Rock? Punk?... Screamo? Thats when it hit him... Ashlyn.

Chris ran behind Noah as the next limo pulled up blasting rock music.

Noah looked up annoyed at the music and waited to see who would come out.

A girl came out wearing a red bandana in her hair, a Ac/Dc T-shirt with the sleeves ripped of, a denim vest, light blue denim jeans, a silver chain belt and brown boots. She had green eyes, rich black curl hair, that's worn loose, she has tanned skin, average height and weight not too thin and not too fat, but she does have that 'ripped' look with good abs and stomach core muscles and you can see slight muscle on her arms and if she showed her legs slight muscle would also be seen. She was carrying a guitar case over her shoulder, which most likely held an electric guitar.

She looked at Noah in his face, Noah did not even flinch. Chris on the other hand was close to tears of fright of what would happen next. He quickly remembered that he was being recorded and regained his cool and walked from behind Noah.

"Hello Ashlyn!" He said, but after he competed that sentence she ran at him, tackled him to the ground and got him in some magical wrestling position which had chris lying on the ground with his arms twisted behind his back as he started to cry, obviously losing his cool.

"Don't hurt me!" He yelled as he struggled pathetically trying to get out of her grasp. Noah looked at Chris for a moment, and then continued reading.

"Don't call me that! Call me Ash! ASH! GOT IT?" She said, glaring at him for a moment, then turning to Noah, then returning to glare at Chris.

"Got it Got it Got it!" Chris yelled over and over again, Ashlyn (She can't hurt a narrator... heh heh heh) finally letted him go and walked by Matilda and Winston. Both who acted like they were fine, but then scooted a couple of feet away from her.

"She seems fun." Said Noah, continuing to look at his book as Chris got up and made sure his hair was ok, before turning back to the camera with his smile.

"Lets meet our next contestant!" Chris says as the next limo pulls up and a girl with auburn brown hair, ends 2 inches below the shoulder, side-swept bangs, she's skinny and is wearing an abstract design white t-shirt, black skinny jeans, and sky blue hi-tops.

"Oh... Hi..." She says quietly slipping right past Chris, Noah, and every other contestant going into a corner near the fountain away from everyone else.

"What's up with you?" Spat Ashlyn, looking at the mysterious girl.

"Oh...Nothing, sorry I didn't really introduce myself. I'm R-" She begins but is cut off by Noah.

"Robin Krell, 15, from Thistle City, North Dakota, afraid of spiders right?" Noah finishes her off as she stares at him in horror. Everyone stares at him for a moment either weirded out, confused, or just down right disgusted...A.K.A Ashlyn.

"How...How... How did you know that?" Matilda asked, scared of his response.

"Well if you must know, Matilda Jennifer Mclucky, from Madison, Wisconsin." Noah began. "I actually looked at all of your audition files so I know a lot about all of you. For example." He said as he turned to Winston.

Winston was like a deer in headlights, his eyes grew huge, he didn't move, maybe didn't even breathe as Noah stared at him.

"Your full name is Winston Archibald Cox, you're from Burlington, Vermont. You are 16 years old, and afraid of Snakes. And you." He said looking at Ashlyn, who rolled her eyes at him. "Your full name is Ashlyn Falls, you are actually from Alice Springs, Australia, you're 18 and love to drive really fast. Which has gotten you 32 racked up speeding tickets overall. Your fear is being weak and vulnerable, you say you'll feel week if you date someone, indicating you may not date anyone." Noah finished off.

If Ashlyn wasn't so impressed, she probably would've ran up and taken him by the neck and thrown him across the earth for saying her name.

Okay okay okay...She wasn't more impressed as she was more lazy after tackling Chris down.

Chris decided it was safe enough to talk as another limo pulled up.

"Let's meet our next contestant, Amalia!" Chris said as a girl with light tan skin, purple eyes, flat nose, medium lips, long black hair with purple streaks and side bangs, and big boobs. (I'm literally copy-pasting this, so I'm not a pervert for putting big boobs, thats what she put for what she looks like... OK? I'm not a pervert like Chris...Sheesh) She was wearing a sky blue strapless shirt, jean capris, blue flats and a sapphire necklace.

"Hey people!" She said as she brushed her hair up in the air right by Chris and Noah.

Noah rolled his eyes. Chris just stared. Matilda wasn't really paying attention as she was stretching. Ashlyn just growled and muttered under her breath something about Amalia being a "kiss ass". Winston was eyeing Matilda for a second, blushed a bit, and then acted like nothing happened and looked up in the sky.

"Well hello Amalia! Welcome to Total Drama: The Mix! Please go ahead and go by the other competitors." He said while flashing his devilish smile at her.

"Alright then!" She smiled and stood right next to Ashlyn and Winston, completing the gap between them and Ashlyn.

(If you were looking at the competitors from the front. The way they are lined up so far is: Ashlyn, Amalia, Winston, Matilda, Robin)

"Let's keep up with introducing fascinating people Chris..." Noah said with his signature sarcastic tone.

Like it was scripted, the second he said that another limo pulled up.

A guy who was tall, had blonde hair & blue eyes, long limbs, a partly muscled body & tan skin got out. He was wearing a white t-shirt under a black zipper hoodie. On his lower half, Jeans & Sandals. He was holding a little bear doll that had a chefs hat on it.

"What is going on Alexaaaaaander!" Chris said giving Alexander a high five.

"Chris McLean! Not much Bro!" Alexander said returning the high five.

"Finally another guy on the show." Winston said as Alexander walked up and high fived him. Alexander then went on the other side of Ashlyn and watched Noah for a moment.

"Don't I know you?" Alexander asked pointing at Noah.

"Yea I'm that guy... With the face... And the body..." Noah said while flipping to another page in his book. Alexander looked upset, but decided to ignore him and looked back to Chris.

The next limo pulled up as a boy jumped out, he had curly red hair, green eyes, friekles, he had pale skin and was 5'2, he's also skinny.

"T-O-T-A-L D-R-A-M-A T-H-E M-I-X RULES!" He said jumping out and doing some dance moves. He was wearing a yellow t-shirt with red stripe in middle and blue shorts, and sandals. He was also holding his skateboard under his arm.

"Your the best cheerleader I think I've ever met..." Replied Noah as he continued reading his book.

"Hey! I wasn't cheerleading! I am just very hyper!" He said with a bright smile.

"Rock on little guy!" Said Matilda as she continued stretching.

"Yea!" Replied Robin and Winston. Even though Winston was mainly doing it to impress Matilda.

"Oh please, I've seen a loaf bread with more energy then you." Ashlyn said as she rolled her eyes once again.

"Ok Rude-y Pants! I don't care what you say!" The boy said sticking his tongue at Ashlyn.

"Rude-y Pants? That is the best comeback ever, shorty." Ashlyn said.

"Hey hey hey! Calm down," Chris said. "Hey Timmothy!" He continued as he made sure his hair was still ok.

"How old are you dude?" Alexander asked.

"He is 14, he's from Orlando, Florida. 119 pounds, afraid of the dark, and his last name is Lantry." Noah said flipping another page of his book.

"Hey! I'm 14 in a half!" Said Timmothy, crossing his arms and walking by Robin.

"How did you know that?" Alexander asked.

"Well Alexander Zachary Ryder, 16, from Scottsdale, Arizona. Who is afraid of sharks because one bit his toe off. Who loves to cook. I-"

"Oh my god!" Yelled Matilda, interrupting Noah, which he took by continuing to read his book. "You really lost a toe to a SHARK?"

"Calm down," laughed Alexander "It was scary but I'm fine."

"Your parents also run a restaurant, Le Cordon Bleu. You also accidently shot your dad when you wer-" Noah began but was not finished as Robin yelled at him, interrupting him again. Right when that happened a Holiday was born, July 25. Interrupt Noah Day! It shall be celebrated with Pastries and Punch!

"Can you stop with all the facts? It's creeping me out!" She stomped her foot.

Chris walked up into camera view ignoring them both and started talking.

"Well thats all the time we have for now! We've met Ashl-...Ash...I SAID ASH! Robin, Alexander, Timmothy, Matila, Winston, and Amalia! Thats 7 people!" Chris stated as the camera panned over all of there faces.

"We can count Chris..." Noah said as he continued to read.

"Gr...Anyway! Who will be introduced next? Will Noah stop with all of his creepy facts?" Noah then stepped in front of him.

"Will Chris stop being a pervert? Will I ever stop reading... well I can answer that now... No..." Noah said, he was then pushed away by the attention whore Chris.

"Find out next time on...

TOTAL

DRAMA

THE MIX!" He said as the camera panned away to see Alexander, Ashlyn, Amalia, Winston, Matilda, Robin, and Timmothy watching a Noah on the ground glaring at Chris.

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Sorry I didn't get everyone in.

I'm trying to do 7 people at a time.

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