Neal and Cleon strike back: the sequel

by Faeriegurl

everyone remember Neal and Cleon's helpful pickup lines? well, Neal bounces back on his feet and pulls Cleon up with him( Cleon has to look in the dictionary to figure out how to defend himself, but alas, it isn't fair to leave him all beat up...)

1. Neal and Cleon's helpful pick up lines

Kay, I wrote this from Neal's point of view. I WROTE IT JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT, So Diss it or dig it, please R/R.

~* Neal & Cleon's helpful pick up line

Now, as many of you may know, it is not always easy snagging yourself a girlfriend. Cleon and I being pro flirters, we have decided to provide a detailed account of our best lady lines, and give their answers. Read it soon, before Kel destroys it.

1. Neal: I know how to please a woman.

Uline: Then please leave me alone.

2. Cleon: My darling pearl, let me give myself to you!

Girl: I don't accept cheap gifts.

3. Neal: I can tell that you want me.

Girl: Yeah, I want you to leave.

4. Cleon: You look like a Dream.

Girl: Go back to sleep.

5. Neal: May I have this last dance?

Girl: You've just had it.

6. Cleon: My fairest dove, your body is like a temple.

Girl: sorry, there are no services today. The only time we're open is in your dreams.

7. Neal: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yeah. That's why I never go there anymore.

8. Cleon: What is it like being the most beautiful girl at the ball?

Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar at the ball?