Rangiku was lying down on the couch if the 10th division office drinking sake when her captain came in. And from what she could see, he wasn't pissed. He was really pissed. Like, so totally, unusually more pissed than he usually was. The room temperature went down 12 degrees lower then usual. Rangiku shuddered. Trying to lighten her captain's mood up, she cheerfully said, "Hi, Taichou! It's such a nice day, isn't it?" Toushiro growled in response. She shuddered again. "So, Taichou, what's bothering you today?"
"Everything in the entire damn human world, Matsumoto." He responded colder then usual. Once again, Matsumoto tried to lighten his mood, at least enough so that it wouldn't be so cold.
"What's wrong with the human world, Taichou? Is it a certain something?"
"Yes, Matsumoto, it was a certain something. Obviously a certain something in the human world, Matsumoto. It has to be something in the human world."
"And that certain something is...?"
"Well, Matsumoto, it's really a story. So let me tell you what happened toda-"
"Ooh, storytime! Storytime! I love storytime! I'm gonna tell Renji, and Shuuhei, and emo Kira, and Nanao, and and and-"
"No! If you invite anyone over, Matsumoto, I swear I'm gonna kick your... No, I swear there'll be no storytime." Matsumoto made a pouty face.
"No storytime?"
"None."
"But it's not fun without other people!"
"Well, then you come summon Haineko and I'll summon Hyourinmaru."
"But Haineko's a bum and Hyourinmaru'll make it even colder!"
"True, but you're a bum too and even without Hyourinmaru, I could make it colder if you don't stop this nonsense."
"Well..."
"Well, what?"
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"Well..."
"Well WHAT THE HELL COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT NOW?" Toushiro screamed. Matsumoto flinched.
"Well, can I invite Hinamori over at least?"
"Will you stop bothering me then? And let me at least start what I was going to tell you, Matsumoto?"
"Yes, Taichou!"
"Then fine. Invite her over."
"YAY!" Matsumoto squealed, and went off on her way. Toushiro sighed.
"There's no WAY she's not going to end up showing up with more people then she promised with." He mumbled, and just as he said so, Hyourinmaru popped up in his human form.
"Tell me about it, Master. It won't only be her that does that, but you can bet that Haineko's going to be rounding up many Zanpakuto, too."
"...Oh, the joy..." Toushiro mumbled, and went over to his desk to start on the paperwork that Matsumoto had, as always, ignored in favor of drinking.
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Well... Tell me whatcha think! :D Could anyone give me ideas on what Toushiro's awful day might be like? Thanks!